Not One Cow Will Be Saved

CowWell, I'm not a ball player, and I'm not a PETA activist, but I can appreciate the uselessness of the change in the basketballs. I think my favorite line in the story is "not a single cow will live because we changed to a composite ball." That's because they (Spaulding) used to get the leather from meat producers anyway.

So, much ado about nothing ... and no cows were saved.

Note: No cows were harmed in the making of this blog.

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alternate headline:

PETA Says, Don't Play With Your Food.

;)

(this joke brought to you by your Netflix gadget)

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