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June 30, 2006

Chapter 69

Chapter 69

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 8:50 a.m. MST

 

Sireesha spent a few moments trying to access or activate the messenger. It did not respond to anything. She called Daniel.

“Where are you?” she asked. “The device is useless as I expected.”

“Heading toward his home,” Daniel answered.

“Perfect. I’m coming just now.” Sireesha was only a few minutes behind them. Quinn’s home was a secluded mansion with electronic security. It would be the perfect place to have a more meaningful discussion. And if it got complicated, there would be no witnesses. It would be simple to contain.

 

Day 5: Theoretical Example of a Google Module

This is day 5 in my series: New ways of driving traffic to your site or blog. [Read Day 1]

Okay, so you've made it to day 5 and you're still trying to figure out what I think the big deal about modules is. Okay, the big deal is traffic. Like I've said before, I get an enormous amount of traffic due to my Google and Pageflakes modules. It's incredible by itself, but it doesn't directly impact the intent of my blog.

If I were actually selling something over the Internet, I'd be freaking out by now if I didn't have a good Google module to help me sell. It's important that you catch the key word in the previous sentence: good. There are already too many bad Google modules available: modules that don't do anything, modules that don't do what they way they'll do, modules that are plain stupid, etc.

So, if I were selling something on the Internet, I'd figure out how to make a good Google module to support sales. Some things lend themselves directly to a Google module. For example, if you're selling art, you should have a Google module. People seem to like modules that have an entertainment aspect. As I mentioned on Day 1, my Flickr modules are being viewed over 270,000 times every day. People like pretty pictures. So if you're selling pretty pictures, your module would be an easy fit!

Now, if you're selling products, especially if you're selling a lot of products, you might build a module that displays current specials, provides coupons or special rebates or other incentives. If you are selling a specialty product, you could have a module that displays recent customer comments or innovative ideas for using your product. If you are selling a food product, you could show recipes using your products.

Here's a concrete one I'd like to see: How about a module that displays movie listings for my favorite movie theater, filtered by movie rating (or genre or whatever) that also allows me to know exactly which movies are sold out and links directly to online ticket sales? The same could go for concerts, sports events, etc.

If you're selling a service, think about what types of information you can give away for free that will lead back to more service sales. Maybe an online stock broker could allow me to see my portfolio in a module and provide me with links back to make trades online.

Hopefully I've expressed the idea well enough for you to be excited about it. Let's see what you can develop!

June 29, 2006

Day 4: Other Opportunities

This is day 4 in my series: New ways of driving traffic to your site or blog. [Read Day 1]

Okay, so you're not sure how a Google module or a gadget for Pageflakes is going to help you out. Or maybe you can see the advantage, but don't have an idea. Well, don't give up. There's always something coming down the pipe.

Recently Google released its Google Calendar. As usual, they also provided a programmer's API to interact with it. Maybe you're organization could exploit a shared calendar to drive traffic. Do you hold regular events that lots of people want to know about? Do you have scheduled product releases that are calendared in advance? Are you a DVD reseller with a schedule of upcoming DVD releases? You can create a calendar using Google Calendar, then make it public or add it directly to your site. Google has made it easy to allow other Google Calendar users to subscribe to public calendars, so you simply need to publish your events and make sure in the details of each event that you link back to your web site. How cool is that?

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Another type of gadget that has been successful for me is a Javascript-based gadget called EZFlickr. I created it for really one purpose: to drive traffic to my site. It works for several reasons. First, Flickr is a great place to keep images, so a lot of people already use it. Second, EZFlickr really is easy to set up, so you don't have to be a programmer to add it to your site. Third (this one is for me), EZFlickr refers back to my site. You'll see there's a little Powered by EZFlickr link below the image. That links back to my blog and so another person can set it up for their page. And that one points to my blog, and so on.

Okay, so I've pretty much covered the gadgets and the sites at this point. In my next article, I'm going to give some ideas for gadgets that I think should have been built already. Maybe some of those could be built by you!

Linkie Winkie Traffic

Well, after about a week and two links to Linkie Winkie, here's the results:
Traffic Graph

And here's the referrer breakdown:
Traffic Pie Chart

Pretty impressive for a site that's been around for such a short time!

Slowness

My web site seems to be running unusually slow today. I'm still trying to figure out why.

If you're subscribed to a feed, you obviously won't notice a slowdown.

My Netflix Gadget in Google Sidebar

sidebar_sm.jpgThis is related to my series on driving traffic to your site, but it's not part of the series. I've mentioned my Netflix module before. Today I found that it now finally works in the Google sidebar.

You can see my Google sidebar in the image. The Netflix module is at the top (click the image to see a full-size view). The really cool thing is that I didn't do anything to make it work in the sidebar. I just built it for the homepage and the wizards over at Google somehow made it work.

So, now a plug for Netflix.com: Seriously, I think Netflix is the greatest thing since sliced bread. The choice of movies is amazing (they even have HD DVD and Blue Ray titles now), so you won't be disappointed like when you run to the movie rental place with something in mind only to find that it's not in stock or they've never heard of it. They arrive within days and you can keep them as long as you want. I know there's been some noise about DVDs going away with the recent improvements in video-on-demand (VOD) technologies, but until VOD has the selection and pricing of Netflix, I'm not going anywhere -- and I suspect that will be a while.

Finally a plug for the Google sidebar (or Google desktop). Just get it. It's cool, definitely, but it's SO useful. Searching for information on my own computer never worked for me until I started using the Google desktop. You know what I mean ... you wrote a letter to your grandma last year wherein you typed your one-of-a-kind recipe for Bacon Crunch Bars. Now you need that recipe, but you can't remember the name of the file or where you saved it. Well, just use Google desktop to search your computer for all files containing the word "Bacon" and you'll find it in no time! Gotta love that!

You can download the Google desktop as part of the Google Pack:

Update: My Netflix module only works with the Google sidebar beta. If you want to use it, you'll have to download the beta version.

Quick Driving Lesson

Driving in the CarI commute 70 miles a day. I know, I'm insane.

However, this commute gives me ample opportunity to see our society on the freeway. I've got a few helpful tips for your friends (since if you're reading this blog, you're already smart enough to know this).

First, freeways are typically divided into two or more lanes delineated by paint stripes that may be solid yellow, solid white or dashed white. You should drive between the paint stripes. Now, if you are in a lane, you should know that all lanes have an implied traffic purpose. Lanes closer to the right side of the freeway are for traffic moving more slowly than lanes closer to the left side of the freeway. When traffic is flowing, if you are constantly being passed on the right, you are in the wrong lane. Move to the right. Even if you are already exceeding the speed limit, move to the right. It's not your job to enforce traffic speed rules. If your car won't go the speed limit, don't even think about moving out of the rightmost lane. Bad idea.

Next, when entering the freeway, you should not try to get from the entrance ramp to the leftmost lane as quickly as possible without checking for traffic. No matter how cool you (or you in your car) are, first get into the first lane. Then move to the next. And so forth. Dashing across all lanes is a bad idea. This rule also applies if you like to drive in the leftmost lane and cut to the exit ramp at the very last minute. Bad idea.

Third, freeways have exit and entrance ramps. Associated with each is a section of the road called the gore point. You're not supposed to drive through it ever. Bad idea.

That's all for now.

June 28, 2006

It's a Dry Heat

SaguaroFor the past few weeks the temperature here has been hovering around the 105° mark (that's right about 40° celcius). Typically when out-of-towners ask about the weather, when we tell them the temperature, someone inevitably says "Well, at least it's a dry heat." I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean exactly. It's a dry heat inside my oven, too, but it's still hot.

So, last summer I spent about a week in Manhattan and then a few additional days in the Washington DC area in July. At the time, the temperatures were about 90° and the humidity was about 90%. I understand how miserable humid heat can be. While I was in Manhattan several people asked me if it was worse to be there in that humid heat than in Arizona's dry heat. The answer is: "I'm not sure."

While in Manhattan I walked a couple of miles every day from my Hotel to Central Park or to the subway or wherever. I even walked from my Hotel (about 54th street and 6th ave) to the Chrysler building (on accident) and then to the Empire State Building. That's a lot of walking. And it was miserable in the heat (though I would do it again in a heartbeat).

In Arizona I would never walk that far on purpose during the summer. Not too many people would. In fact, normal people here don't spend much time outside in the heat of the day. Unless you're at the pool, it's just bad -- and can be dangerous.

I prefer the dry heat. When I get out of the shower here, I can actually dry off. My chips and crackers stay crisp and we don't have mold or mildew problems. Make no mistake, though. It's hot.

Day 3: Windows Live Overview

This is day 3 in my series: New ways of driving traffic to your site or blog. [Read Day 1]

windows_live_sm.jpgThe reason I placed Windows Live at the bottom of my homepage overviews is that it's the one site I know the least about. I haven't build a gadget for Windows Live yet, but they do have an API like everyone else. The site is still in beta (like the others), but it seems to be a little more beta than the others. Ironically when I went to take a screen shot of Windows Live this morning, the only browser that it worked in was Firefox. I suppose that means it's time for a Firefox plug:

The reason that you should consider Windows Live with the others is simply because this is a Microsoft site. Eventually it will generate an enormous amount of traffic (if it isn't already). From what I can tell Windows Live is looking like it could be the next standard portal or start page for Microsoft. Getting your gadget there early couldn't be a bad thing.

As I mentioned with Pageflakes, a good strategy for developing any new module would be to take a close look at each of the APIs before you start coding. That way you'll have a better chance of developing a module, flake and gadget from essentially the same code without a lot of redundancy. I'm doing that now with an update to my Netflix module ... I'll let you know how it goes.

June 27, 2006

Day 2: Pageflakes Overview

This is day 2 in my series: New ways of driving traffic to your site or blog. [Read Day 1]

pageflakes_sm.jpgPageflakes is a beautiful web site. There are two things I personally like better at Pageflakes than at the Google homepage. The first is that Pageflakes is just nice to look at. Its design is cleaner, therefore the modules (or flakes as they're called) are nicer to look at. Second, Pageflakes has a better programming methodology than the Google homepage. It's much more flexible. If you're developing (or thinking about developing) a module for the Google homepage, you should also look at the Pageflakes API documentation. If you do it right, you can probably re-use a lot of the code between the two sites.

The only reason that I didn't list Pageflakes before the Google homepage is traffic. Pageflakes doesn't generate nearly the level of traffic for me as the Google homepage. As they grow and become more well known, that may change. The Pageflakes site lends itself to strong self-promotion and internal growth because each page that you set up for yourself can be published globally. This means that you can use Pageflakes to build information pages, doorway pages or overview pages for your site or blog. Take a look at the page I created in just ten minutes: click here. In ten minutes I was able to put together a professional looking web page with links to relevant information about me, my favorite web bookmarks (from del.icio.us), my local weather and an Alexa traffic graph comparing my site with Pageflakes. I'm sure you can think of a way to use Pageflakes to promote yourself.

Pageflakes also has a referral-based affiliate program that should lend to its growth.

So, if you're going to build a module, you should definitely consider taking the time to make sure that it will also work with Pageflakes. For a little added effort up front, you may capture visitors different from those who use the Google homepage.

June 26, 2006

Chapter 68

Chapter 68

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 8:45 a.m. MST

 

Ramesh held Valerie. She was shaking and sobbing. He felt the same, but he had spent years learning to bottle his feelings.

The glass between the driver and the passenger sections of the car descended and Quinn glanced back.

“Is she okay?” he asked.

“Physically? Yes,” Ramesh answered.

“Valerie,” Quinn called back. She buried her face.

“Val, do they know about the earrings?” he asked.

She shook her head.

“Val...” he started. “Please tell me... what just happened?”

Valerie’s sobs increased. “It wasn’t supposed to be like this,” she answered between sobs. “Quinn...”

“What do you mean?”

Valerie felt all of the fear and anger of her youth rush back in a flash. She wanted Quinn to understand her. She needed him to understand. The words rushed out in a long unpunctuated stream.

“I was fifteen and I ran away and my stepfather was a terrible person. I ran away and I was scared and alone and hungry. I found some friends. Bad people, but they let me stay and they had food. And I started drinking and being with them and there were parties. Long parties. Days. I was young and scared and alone and they were bad people and I was drunk and they...” She drew a breath. “They found me drunk and took advantage of me and called me sweetheart of the month and Quinn I thought it was behind me but Daniel had pictures and he knew about my pregnancy...” She broke down again, sobbing violently.

Quinn shuddered. “Oh Val. Val. You should have told me.”

Valerie sobbed again. “I was ashamed and embarrassed but I couldn’t live that way. I worked hard and pulled my life together. Then you promoted me and we became friends. I couldn’t tell you then. What if you rejected me? I would lose everything. You were the first man I trusted after that. You are the only man I have ever trusted.”

“You didn’t do anything wrong, Val. It wasn’t your fault.”

“But there was so much to lose. My baby was in the perfect family and she was loved and she was safe. But they knew enough to take it all away. My reputation, my security, everything.” Valerie stopped again. “Those pictures ... my past ... it would have destroyed me and my daughter and her parents.”

Valerie had promised herself that she would never interfere with her daughter’s life and her adoptive family. She had never expected to tell Quinn about Jordan. She had always respected him and his family.

“Sireesha helped me get the job and for years I thought she was helping me, but she was using me. She and Daniel were using me and I never meant for it be like this...” Valerie trailed off in tears.

Quinn sat in silence for a moment. He could hardly process everything he had just learned. He still struggled to understand. “But Laura?” Quinn begged. “You knew?”

“They were going to kill all of you.”

Silence.

Ramesh sat in complete disbelief. There seemed to be no end to the pit into which he had fallen when Quinn called him. Laura would be lost. Valerie was already lost. For the first time in five days, Ramesh felt pity for Quinn.

“They told me if I helped them get the messenger you would be safe. I saved your life. I saved the kids,” Valerie whispered.

Quinn felt uncertainty in his life for the first time in years. He tried to regain control of the situation, to develop a new strategy. But the uncertainty was overwhelming.

“I would have given up everything else to have prevented this,” he sighed.

“Only when you were sure there were no other options,” Ramesh said.

“It wasn’t supposed to be like this,” Valerie whispered. She pulled away from Ramesh and turned to the other window. She felt herself detaching from the world. She was fifteen again, hiding from her stepfather in the dark space under the stairs.

 

Too Technical

My wife recently told me that my blog has been too technical lately. To combat that, I give you The Simpsons: Soccer. Funny cuz it's true.

It's sad to me that we Americans don't really get soccer yet. To me it's one of the more interesting sports to watch ... especially in Spanish.

Day 1: Google Homepage/Desktop Overview

This is day 1 in my series: New ways of driving traffic to your site or blog.

If you're not familiar with the Google Homepage or the Google desktop (sometimes called the sidebar), you definitely need to get to know them.

The Google homepage is a web site that allows you to customize the information you like to see when you first start up your browser. You can add local news, weather, stock quotes and just about anything else you can find on the Internet to your personalized page. You can see in the image that I also have information about Netflix.com and some pictures from Flickr on my personal home page. This is where the Google homepage gets cool.

homepage_sm.jpg

Google opened up their site by providing a programmer's API so that technical people can develop gadgets that can be easily added to the Google homepage. I'm the guy who wrote the code for the 2 Flickr modules you can see on my page and the code for the Netflix module you see. Initially I developed one Flickr module just to see how it worked and what impact it would have on my web stats. I never expected the results I got!

I reported the initial increase in traffic on January 19th. I did a follow-up post more recently. To be very specific, for this month, my Flickr modules have been viewed over 270,000 times every day. That's 270,000 times each day that I could, if I wanted, put a personal message out to the world. Additionally my Netflix module is viewed about 60,000 times each day.

This is all Google traffic. I haven't done any marketing at all. Do you see the opportunity? Do you have something that you could easily modularize on your web site? Could you develop a module that would get your message in front of the Google homepage market? Here are some ideas:

  1. On online art store could create a module that displays a thumbnail of new artwork that links to the shopping cart information for the work.
  2. A specialty bookseller could list an item of the day in a module.
  3. A blog could develop a better RSS reader or a specialty RSS feed for a homepage module.
  4. An online movie ticket boxoffice could provide a module to display local movie times with links to purchase tickets, learn about the movie, movie reviews, etc.

If you're selling something directly from your web site, you probably have an opportunity to easily get your product in front of more eyes very quickly. However, know that people have to opt-in to use your modules. If your module doesn't do something interesting (think nice pictures, special offers, etc.), then people won't use it. If you're a blogger or run a site where you don't sell directly, you might have to be more creative to develop the right kind of module and to then turn that new traffic into something meaningful for you.

The Google desktop is similar in concept to the Google homepage except that it runs on the client computer, not inside a browser. The API for the Google homepage is also available online, but it is interesting to note that some Google homepage modules will work directly in the sidebar. Read the documentation for details. If you don't have the Google desktop installed yet, the following link to the Google Pack will provide you with a download:

If you would like more information about developing Google homepage modules, visit my Squidoo lens on the subject. Come back tomorrow to learn more about this subject as it relates to Pageflakes.

Does Lightning Strike Twice?

We'll see...

Sometimes being the first to get something can be a detriment. We'll see if Linkie Winkie has a long-term memory or not and if it likes repeat winkers.

Otherwise, I'll get back to my regular blogging with my series on generating more site traffic using Google Homepage modules. If that doesn't interest you, maybe you'll look into my book.

June 23, 2006

Change Your Plans

Sorry for the short notice, but you're going to have to change your plans for lunch (or dinner) on Wednesday. Chipotle is having a special event on Wednesday. They're donating all proceeds from the sale of guacamole (up to $50,000) to The Land Institute.

Besides, couldn't you use a little more guacamole in your life?

Linkie Winkie

I just found this site: Linkie Winkie. I followed the links and found a lot of references to Marissa and CompanyX, but I still feel like I'm missing something.

For some reason, though, I think they just want to know about this site and my book. Is that the impression you get?

Chapter 67

Chapter 67

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 8:35 a.m. MST

 

Valerie arrived at the airport just minutes before she saw Quinn’s plane land. She had not noticed Sireesha following, but felt the overwhelming anxiety of knowing that Sireesha was near. Valerie walked quickly to meet Quinn and Ramesh. When she saw Quinn, she felt a wave of relief. He had been a beacon of strength in her life. She always felt safe when he was near.

“I’m so glad to see you,” she said as he approached.

“Me too,” he replied. He hugged her. “I’m so sorry, Val.”

“Me too,” she said back, hugging him tightly. “Me too.”

Valerie held Quinn a little longer than usual, and he understood. She had experienced something horrible, something that she should never have experienced at work. As she released, she noticed Ramesh standing nearby.

“How are you Ramesh?” she asked as she reached for him.

He shook his head. He looked exhausted. His eyes were bloodshot and his beard had grown out into rough gray stubble amplifying his age. Valerie embraced him.

“The past few days have been rough,” she said as she held him for a moment. “Sorry to have brought you into this.”

“Quinn brought me into this,” he replied.

Valerie glanced at Quinn. It was obvious that the two men had been arguing. She considered intervening, but didn’t know where to start.

“The car is waiting,” she said.

They walked together across the tarmac to the terminal then passed quickly through to the exit. There was little activity inside the terminal which magnified the silence between them. As they stepped back into the bright Arizona sun, Valerie and Quinn stopped short. Ramesh continued. He did not recognize the threat.

“Good morning, Quinn,” Sireesha called out.

Quinn stood in complete stunned silence. For the past week he had been planning to confront Sireesha at some point, but he had always assumed it would be via video call, not face to face.

Ramesh stopped. He stared at Sireesha for a moment. He had never expected to meet Sireesha either. He backed toward Valerie.

“It’s great to see you,” Sireesha smiled as she strode confidently toward the three. Daniel followed, but his walk was more deliberate. He did not smile.

“What are you doing here?” Quinn asked.

“Coming to collect the messenger,” she replied.

Quinn felt as though he had been struck in the chest. His knees weakened and he stepped back. “How do you know...”

“About the messenger?” Sireesha reveled in being in the stronger position. “Well, Daniel identified a back door in the program Brad used to infect our systems. We assumed you’d have it, but we really have to thank Valerie for keeping us informed about your progress.”

“No,” Valerie tried to shout. She wanted to shout, but she couldn’t. She could barely draw a breath. “No ... you promised.”

Quinn spun around. He searched Valerie’s face for an answer, a reason. “Val?” he pleaded.

Valerie was unable to bear the scrutiny. She dropped her eyes as tears welled up. “I had no choice,” she whispered.

“Actually,” Sireesha said, “she always had a choice. She just didn’t like the other options we gave her.”

“Val?” Quinn asked again. “Val, what...”

She turned away and sobbed.

“We don’t have time for this,” Sireesha broke in. “You can sort this out once we’re gone, but right now I need the messenger.”

Quinn jumped into Sireesha’s path. “Once I’m sure that Laura is safe.”

“That is out of the question,” Sireesha replied. “But if you give me the messenger, I’ll let you live.”

“Ridiculous,” Quinn yelled. “You give me back Laura and I’ll stop this network attack.”

“You don’t understand, Quinn. Laura is dead. There is nothing that we can do about it. She was never on the bargaining table. So, again, I’ll ask you to give me the device and I’ll let you have your life ... what’s left of it.”

Ramesh stood in shock. He tried to force his brain to deal with the situation, but he couldn’t make it happen. Valerie stood nearby, sobbing. Quinn and Sireesha were yelling, but Ramesh felt disconnected, unable to participate.

“Laura is still alive and she is therefore part of this negotiation. I will not allow you to take her. You will not take her,” Quinn shouted.

Sireesha laughed. “Quinn, you haven’t changed one bit. You still think that everything is about you. You’ve been playing this like you’re actually on the board, but I am hear to tell you that your pawn was taken long ago. You just never realized it. From my perspective, you’re a pawn at the side of the board acting like you are controlling the game. You’re not – and you haven’t been in control for a very long time.”

“You’ve lost your mind,” Quinn interrupted.

Sireesha shook her head. “No. You’ve just been so self-absorbed that you never noticed the big picture. You really have no idea, do you?”

“The game is over,” Quinn demanded.

“Not for me,” Sireesha stabbed. “But for Laura, the game is over.”

Quinn incensed at the mention of his wife’s name in such a way. “Leave her out of this.”

“I can’t. She is the problem. That’s what I have been telling you. Quinn, this really is not about you. I cannot let Laura become a Senator.”

Quinn felt the world collapse around him. He stared at Sireesha for what felt like an eternity. “What?”

“I have a plan, Quinn. I know we never understood each other. It’s because I always had a plan and you never did. There’s so much more to this whole big world than just the accumulation of wealth. You never saw that, though. Laura was going to be a problem in my plan. I can’t have that, Quinn.”

Sireesha stepped in closer to Quinn and whispered, “President Laura Sorensen would have been in the way. She would have changed everything about the relationship between China and the United States. She would have destroyed the old Asia by aligning so closely with China as to make it just another capitalistic partner of the west. My plan is about Asia and the post-American era. It’s time for a new political and economic center. What better place than the place where most of humanity lives?”

“Let her live,” Quinn exasperated.

“I can’t.” Sireesha stepped back.

“Yes you can. We can find another solution.”

Sireesha glanced toward Valerie. Ramesh had moved toward her, but still appeared dazed.

“You know,” Sireesha began. She raised her voice to ensure that Valerie heard. “Originally I was going to kill you too.”

Valerie spun around. “No.”

Sireesha continued, “But someone pleaded with me. She said that you wouldn’t be a threat to me if you lost your Laura. She promised she would ensure that you didn’t become a threat. I’m starting to reconsider. Perhaps if we get a little more serious ... there are still the children.”

“Stop,” Valerie shouted. “You promised!” She rushed at Sireesha. She had feared the worst when leaving the office, so she had prepared. She pulled a small pistol from her bag and shoved it at Sireesha.

“You’re going to shoot me? Right here? In this parking lot?” Sireesha asked. She hardened her face and continued, “Put that away before someone sees you.”

“Val,” Quinn called. “Please...” He stepped forward. The confusion of the situation overwhelmed him, but he was compelled to intervene.

Valerie paused. In the brief second that she doubted her action, Daniel rushed forward with a single fist and knocked Valerie to the ground. Ramesh jumped backward in shock.

“Stop,” Quinn called. “Stop.” He resigned.

Ramesh stepped over to Valerie and helped her to get up.

“Your word that you’ll leave us alone?” Quinn asked.

Sireesha nodded, but doubted Quinn. “You are no longer a threat.” Sireesha believed it. She had seen his future. He would crumble at the loss of his wife.

Quinn reached into his pocket and pulled out the watch. He started to pass it to Sireesha. “I want Laura.”

“It can’t be changed. Certainly you know by now that the genetic agent is irreversible. Didn’t your own autopsy show that? And I can’t let her live,” Sireesha said again.

Quinn felt hate and rage boil up inside his frame. He wanted nothing more than to destroy this woman before him, but they were at an impasse. He had to diffuse the situation and regroup. If there could be any chance of restoring a normal life, the current confrontation had to end. Quinn looked back at Valerie and Ramesh.

“And you’ll stay out of their lives, too?” he asked.

“They are no threat to me.”

Quinn sighed. He handed the watch to Sireesha. “Now leave. I never want to see you again.”

Sireesha flashed an evil grin. “You’ll see me. I’ll be everywhere.”

Quinn led Ramesh and Valerie toward the car to find driver hunched over in the seat. Quinn looked back at Sireesha.

“He’ll live,” she called back.

Quinn pushed the driver into the passenger seat and took the wheel. Ramesh and Valerie climbed into the back of the car.

“Follow them,” Sireesha barked at Daniel. “He wouldn’t give up that easily. He still thinks he has something.”

Sireesha climbed into her car and studied the watch as Daniel jumped on his bike.

Overview: New ways of driving traffic to your site or blog

Multiplying PeopleAs promised, I am starting a series of blog posts regarding how to drive more traffic to your web site using some non-traditional methods such as creating a Google homepage module or writing some custom plugins for other personalized web sites. This is a viral concept not unlike creating reusable content such as this article by copyblogger that you can see I used on my site. Seth Godin has also used free reusable content to drive traffic to his site. The difference here is that I'm not an expert in marketing or blogging, but I am a good programmer, so my methodology is to create reusable software content rather than reusable knowledge content.

This series won't be particularly technical -- I'm not going to teach you how to program -- but you'll probably need to be fairly technical or at least have someone who can develop your idea for you. The reason that I'm qualified to talk about this at all is simply because I've done it. I have developed several Google Homepage modules, a Pageflakes module and some Javascript add-ons that have drastically improved my traffic and my Technorati rank.

So, the plan is that I will write one article each work day starting on Monday until I finish the series. If I miss a day, don't sue me as I make no guarantees that I'll get to it every day. The outline for the articles is:

  1. Google Homepage/Desktop Overview
  2. Pageflakes Overview
  3. Windows Live Overview
  4. Other Opportunities: Google Calendar, Blog Plugins
  5. Theoretical Example of a Google Module
  6. Real Example using del.icio.us
  7. Getting the word out
  8. Review

If you're interested, I've already created a Squidoo lens covering some of the technical aspects of this topic. Otherwise, just subscribe to my blog feed to stay in the loop.

Update

Okay, now it's the 10th of July and I've finished up the series. I've updated the outline to make it an index of all the articles to this one so you can quickly jump to all of the parts of the series very quickly.

Thanks again for the interest and please let me know if you have any questions or comments about the series!

June 22, 2006

Technical Difficulties

I was planning to start my series on using Google Modules (and other similar technologies) as a way to drive traffic to a site today, but instead I spent the better part of the day fixing my database.

I'll start tomorrow.

June 21, 2006

The British

Watch this video (it's safe for work).

To me the most interesting part is not that someone just threw £20,000 out of a moving vehicle, but how the passersby reacted. In the US I would expect that there would have been at least one fistfight and a whole lot of yelling. If you watch the video, you'll see people taking some of the money, but not taking all of it. And in the midst of it, there are a couple of people having what appears to be a short yet polite conversation (imagine with British accent -- it's funnier that way):

British Person 1: 'ello there. Would you mind terribly if I took some of this money from the ground.
British Person 2: Not at all. I'm sorry, is this your money?
British Person 1: Oh, no no no. I think some bloke just tossed it here.
British Person 2: I see. Do you think we should try to return it?
British Person 1: I think not. We'll just take a bit of it, then perhaps go for tea.
British Person 2: Do you have a billfold or something in which to carry yours?
British Person 1: No. I seem to have forgotten it back at my flat.
British Person 2: Would you like a bag? I have a spare.
British Person 1: Oh no, thank you, I'll just take what I can carry. Thanks.
British Person 2: Are you sure? It's no trouble.
British Person 1: If you insist and you're sure it's no trouble.
British Person 2: Not at all. And here, let me help you gather up some more bills.
British Person 1: Thank you. Let me buy tea.

Chapter 66

Chapter 66

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 8:15 a.m. MST

 

With a little less than thirty minutes remaining in their flight, Quinn decided to call Valerie to check on the situation at the office. As the silence on the plane was deafening, the call also provided a diversion.

“How are things there?” Quinn asked.

“I just provided my statement to the police,” Valerie answered. “They’re nearly finished.”

“Did they find any evidence of...”

“No,” Valerie interrupted. “Heart attack.”

Quinn felt an overwhelming rush of relief. “That’s good news,” he said before he realized how it sounded. “I mean, it’s tragic, but at least...”

“Yes. I understand what you mean.”

“Are you okay, Val? You sound like ... you sound exhausted.”

“I am. And shaken,” she replied. “I found him. It was horrible.”

“I’ll be there soon. We’ll get this behind us and things will be better,” Quinn reassured.

“I hope so.”

Quinn wished he could be there. He hated to hear the distress in her voice and know that he was still so far from being able to help. “Will you meet us at the airport?” he asked.

“Yes,” she answered. “The car is waiting. I’m on my way out.”

“Good. We’ll see you then. We have part of the messenger.”

“Part?” she asked.

“Yes, Laura has the other part,” Quinn replied. “But she doesn’t know it.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Brad sent Laura some earrings several years ago. They were South African diamond earrings. She loves them. I’m sure they’re required to use the messenger,” Quinn answered. “We’ll go to the house from the airport and get the earrings.”

“Okay,” Valerie replied. She felt her heart sink again. Everything had fallen apart.

“I’ll see you soon.”

Valerie ended the call then collected her things. She forced herself to continue hoping there would be a way to salvage the future.

 

Ringtone Quest

Goal!This question comes from Ryan:

Speaking of ringtones. I will buy one, and only one, but I can't find it. With the traffic you get here, perhaps someone can tell me where to get it.
I want the guy who yells GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
You know the one, it lasts about 1 minute.
With the World Cup in full steam, I recommend watching it on a network that broadcasts in Spanish. The games are much more exciting and when a goal is scored....

So, where can I get that for a ringtone?


Anybody know where to get a ringtone like that?

Cat Butt Coffee

This just reinforces to me that I'm okay with the fact that I don't drink coffee.

June 20, 2006

The Google Effect (Part IV)

dreamstimeweb_712562Darren Rouse of ProBlogger just did a piece on the effect that Google search ranking can have on web traffic. It's worth a read if you're trying to drive traffic to a traditional site. I've had a similar experience by taking advantage of using Google in other ways. Technical people out there could use the same techniques and have a similar experience.

My experience is based on using Google Homepage modules to drive traffic. On January 19th, I reported the initial increase in traffic. I followed up on January 20th and January 26th.

After that, I continued to develop some additional Google Homepage modules and created some other tools such as EZFlickr to provide additional traffic through my site. I've seen a nearly constant increase in traffic since January. This month my average number of hits per day is about 1,000,000 with an average number of pageviews per day being about 330,000. 90% of my traffic comes from Google.

The crazy thing is that I don't really have any type of monetary conversion on my site. That's okay for now because I'm really just trying to sell my book and increase my book readership for now, but I do have a mechanism in place to reach a lot of people very quickly. Other software developers could use this same technique now that mashups and gadgets are used in so many places (Google Homepage, Google Desktop, Windows Live, Pageflakes, etc.). The key is to provide a link in the gadget that brings users back to your primary site. If you have a service or product web site that can be gadgetized, this is a great emerging opportunity.

Note: I'll continue to write on this subject over the course of the next few weeks to give greater detail on how Google Homepage modules can be used and also describe some ideas for other mechanisms to use recent Google offerings to drive traffic to your site. Subscribe to this feed to stay in the loop.

Monday Movie Review on Tuesday

I missed Firewall at the theaters because I foolishly read a review of it online. I liked it. It was a little bit reminiscent of The Fugitive in the sense of the chase, so if you liked that movie, you'll probably like this one.

Harrison Ford plays a computer security manager, but the movie is not overly technical. That's a good thing because normally script writers don't know a thing about computers but usually don't know that they don't know. One technical tidbit that I did glean from the movie is that apparently the state of Washington has full wireless Internet access even in its remote mountains. That's good to know.

This movie is fun. It's not going to win any awards, but I'm not sure who watches those movies anyway. If you want a good chase movie that gives you a bit of suspense, throw Firewall into your Netflix.com queue and watch it late at night.

June 19, 2006

Your Phone

A few questions about you and your phone:

  1. Do you use your phone for texting?
  2. Have you ever used the web browser on your phone?
  3. Have you ever paid for a ringtone?
  4. Have you ever paid to download anything (ringtone, background image, game)?
Okay, I know that I'm getting pretty old within Generation E. I remember when people didn't have cell phones, iPods and even VCRs, so I'm probably not a good example of a modern phone user.

But ... I'm a computer nerd. You'd think that I would be more capable of understanding the new phone technologies. I've received text messages (via email) on my phone, and I've sent one or two, but it was so painful to enter the email address alone that I've never really taken that seriously. I can't get over the price hump to actually pay for a ringtone or a game yet. Yeah, I know it's only a buck or two, but it's really not worth it for me just to have "Ice, Ice Baby" beg me to answer each incoming call.

I don't get it. Is it just that I'm too old?

Chapter 65

Chapter 65

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 5:30 a.m. MST

 

“You shouldn’t be here,” Valerie stammered when she recognized Sireesha’s face. “You should never come here.”

“Things changed,” Sireesha replied. “Something happened that changed the rules of the game, so I responded.”

“Leave,” Valerie demanded. “You can’t be seen here.”

“Nobody has seen us. The whole building is buzzing about your IT manager.”

Valerie searched for a hint in Sireesha’s eyes about Bryan. “You did it.”

“Actually,” Daniel smiled, “I did it – if you want to be accurate.”

“Why?” Valerie gaped.

“He was hacking my network,” Daniel said flatly as he made himself comfortable in one of the office chairs. “And he was aware of the futurestream.”

Valerie sat down. “Please ... no ...” she whispered. “The police are here. They’re going to be investigating ... asking questions.”

Daniel smiled. “Don’t worry sweetheart, Bryan died of a heart attack.”

“Never call me that,” Valerie shot back. Her eyes filled with rage. “Never.”

“Sorry,” Daniel chided in an exaggerated voice. “I was just remembering...”

“Stop remembering,” Valerie cut in. “Pig,” she shot out in disgust.

“That’s enough,” Sireesha scolded. “We didn’t come here to argue about the past. We just wanted to let you know that we’re close. We’ll be expecting the messenger as soon as he returns.”

“He’ll never give it to you.”

“He will. I can think of at least four reasons that he will,” Sireesha replied as she motioned to a framed picture of Quinn’s family.

“No,” Valerie said in fear. “Not all of them. You told me ... it was just going to be Laura.”

“We will see,” Sireesha responded. “So much has changed.” Sireesha raised her chin and looked at Valerie through the bottom of her eyes. “And I need to make sure that you and Quinn understand the stakes. If you try anything ... I cannot guarantee that the kids will be safe.”

Valerie stared back at Sireesha. “What happened to you? You used to be ...”

“You’ve been with Quinn for too long,” Sireesha interrupted. “His naivety seems to have affected you.”

“But you helped him. You helped me.”

“Strategy. You really are like him. He never understood strategy and apparently neither do you. I put you in all the places I needed you and I molded you. You would never have come this far on your own. I should think you would be more grateful.”

“Get out of here.”

Sireesha nodded. “We’ll be close.”

Valerie maintained her defiant gaze until Sireesha and Daniel had entered the elevator. When she was sure they were gone, she withered into the chair and sobbed.

 

June 16, 2006

It Really Works

Diet Coke and MentosYou've probably seen the Diet Coke and Mentos videos that have been going around the Internet lately. I've watched them a few times myself and received two separate emails from different people about them.

Some of that stuff makes you wonder if it's really true. In this case, it really works.

You can see in the picture a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke. This one had five or six mentos in it. I have a video of it on my phone, but as you know, I don't have any idea how to get the video off my phone so I can post it.

June 15, 2006

Word of the Day

Rob gives us a new word today. You know I'm going to be using that word conversationally as often as possible.

Good stuff, Rob!

June 14, 2006

Chapter 64

Chapter 64

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 5:20 a.m. MST

 

“What’s wrong?” Ramesh asked as Quinn ended his call with Valerie.

“Our network and security manager was found dead in his office this morning.”

“Safer with you?” Ramesh reminded.

Quinn shook his head. “Truthfully, I don’t know anymore. I’m completely blind until we can get this problem fixed.”

“You rely too much on your technology.”

Quinn looked up at Ramesh. “I don’t know how to be without it. I haven’t made a single decision without the futurestream for twenty-five years.”

“So you are going to try to fix it?”

“I have to. There are too many important decisions that still have to be made. Laura is doing so well and...”

“She will succeed in spite of the futurestream,” Ramesh interrupted. “She has not yet used it nor will she ever need to.”

“But I need to know. I need to know when we’re safe and when we’re not. I need to know the best times to be in public. I need to make sure she’s protected.”

“There are other ways to do that. Seven billion people on this planet make those kinds of decisions every day without the futurestream.” Ramesh shook his head.

“How will I know which decisions are best?”

“You won’t always know. But you have a brain Quinn. Use it.”

Quinn sat in silence. He slowly shook his head. “I can’t live without it.”

“Then this war will not end.”

Ramesh sat back and buckled his seat belt. Quinn could see the disgust and disappointment in his face.

“I’m prepared to negotiate my surrender,” Quinn said quietly.

“Sorry?”

“I said that I’m ready to negotiate. I was going to retire in November anyway. It was going to be a surprise for Laura when she wins. I have made all of the arrangements.” Quinn slowly rubbed his eyes as he continued. “I’m going to ask Sireesha to let me retire and give up my claim to the futurestream in exchange for Laura’s life. With the messenger and the material Brad sent, I think I can make a strong case and I’ll always have something to ensure she doesn’t reconsider.”

“For what it’s worth, Quinn, I think it’s too late.”

“It’s never too late. There is always room for last-minute negotiating. Especially when someone has something new to bring to the table,” Quinn smiled. He withdrew the messenger from his pocket and turned it over in his hands. “Brad may have done me a favor.”

“Yes,” Ramesh answered. “But probably not in the way you are expecting.”

Quinn cast a puzzled glance at Ramesh. “I don’t remember you being so cynical.”

“I don’t remember you being so pathologically apathetic about human life.”

“That was unnecessary.”

“Quinn, you called me for a reason. You have hundreds of ‘yes men’ that you could have sent to Durban to pick up this precious messenger, but you called me. Why? Because you trust me. Because you can trust me. Don’t presume to think that I agree with any of this. I’m here because I care. I care about you. I care about Laura. I care about people. What do you care about?”

Quinn set the messenger aside and rubbed his hands together. “My family,” he said. His head was low. He did care, but he had taught himself to balance his life. He had justified his long hours with constant claims that he was working for his family and for their future. There were times that he cared more about his work. He knew it and he knew that Laura knew.

“Then take Brad’s advice. He wouldn’t steer you wrong. I must admit that I understood little of the message, but Brad gave you options. Pick the best one and do it. Do it before we arrive in Phoenix. End this now,” Ramesh pleaded.

Quinn reclined back in his seat a bit. “Okay, Ram. I’ll give you the choices and you tell me which you would choose. You tell me it’s a simple decision.”

“I never said it was simple. I believe if Brad provided three options, then at least one of them must be the right decision.”

“Fine,” Quinn retorted, “but there is no black and white. No matter how firmly you hold to that opinion, there is no black and white.”

Ramesh frowned. “Arguing beliefs is never fruitful.”

“Brad gave us three choices. The first choice is to do nothing. Unfortunately for us, he nullified that option by starting a general broadcast of the details of the futurestream. If we do nothing, eventually someone else will stumble on the message he sent and exploit it. That’s what has destroyed the futurestream already.”

“Because,” Ramesh interrupted, “someone has already begun using it?”

“Not necessarily yet, but eventually one or more other people will discover it. Let’s say that in the next month, three people start using the futurestream and that each one begins altering their decisions based on their goals. If each of the three has a conflicting goal, there will be chaos. Now imagine that hundreds of people with conflicting goals all get access to the future. Eventually all of the conflicting goals will create chaos in the future as we had known it.”

“And it will negate the usefulness of the futurestream,” Ramesh said. “Because of all the conflicting goals.”

“Exactly,” Quinn continued. “The futurestream is corrupt now because the future is corrupt.”

“But you cannot hope to contain this now?”

“I don’t know. If even a single person has started investigating the futurestream, then it cannot be contained. But I don’t know if anyone has started. I won’t know until we stop the dissemination of information that Brad started.”

“And if there is already someone investigating?” Ramesh asked.

“I fear for that person,” Quinn answered. “Because of Sireesha.”

“So you need to shut it down,” Ramesh said, half asking.

“That is one option. But if there is already a breach, it will be too late.”

“Then shut it down now,” Ramesh urged. “Shut it down and minimize the loss.”

“I can’t do that right now. This is only part of the messenger.”

“How do you mean?”

“Brad said that he sent the messenger in two pieces to the most ethical people he knew,” Quinn answered. “I suspect Laura has the other part.”

Ramesh remembered hearing Brad say that in his message. “You would shut it down if you could?”

Quinn glanced at the floor. “I don’t know ... but I’m not prepared for the third option.”

“What is it? Brad was very vague. He spoke of the agency delta and a discovery ... and a friend.”

“I don’t know about his friend. Like I said before, Brad was brilliant, but he was no engineer. He would have needed a close friend to build this. I suspect his friend was involved in the development of Sireesha’s futurestream. If so, he’s dead too.”

Quinn paused for a moment. Brad had sent several additional files with his message to Quinn. Many of them were news clips and video footage of some random accidents that had occurred at Naidu Technical in the early years of their research and development. One story recounted how nearly the entire network development team had been trapped in a small office fire and how most of them had died. It was listed as a tragic accident, but Quinn assumed that Brad had sent it because it was not an accident. There were several similar pieces of information from Brad that implicated Sireesha’s involvement in burying corporate secrets.

“The agency delta,” Quinn continued, “is the name of a phenomenon that baffled us when we first began using the futurestream. Most future events have a probability associated with them. Truly random events – weather, natural disasters, meteor impacts – events that cannot be affected by human intervention can have a one-hundred percent probability in the future. Everything else has some non-zero probability of not happening.”

“I understand,” Ramesh answered.

“The really strange ones, though, were deaths.” Quinn looked up at Ramesh. “Even after a person had died, there were many instances that we found a future event in their lives.”

“A mistake? Or maybe just a message about the person in the future?” Ramesh asked.

“No, something big – like a marriage announcement or the receipt of an award. Or something trivial like a parking ticket or mention in a news story.”

“But if they had died...” Ramesh started to ask.

“Exactly. Then there should be zero probability of any future events for that person. But that’s not what we found. Not all the time. We started to call it the delta – the difference between reality and some problem with our software or our database. Over time we noticed that the delta only applied to events that could be altered by some human interaction, some act of human will – an act of human agency. It became the agency delta – the difference between what seemed like the only realistic future and errors in the futurestream.”

“So it’s an error?” Ramesh asked.

“Apparently not,” Quinn replied. He turned the watch over in his hands. “The messenger – and Brad’s involvement in creating it – make it, or him responsible for the delta.”

“How?”

“His primary goal in creating the messenger was to make changes to the past. He never forgave himself for the mistakes we made.”

“Is that possible?”

“Brad and Daniel hypothesized that it could be done. Brad persisted in its development. That was the main reason why he left me and went with Sireesha. Daniel agreed to look into the idea,” Quinn answered. “It was a ruse to get Brad over there.”

“So, if Brad wanted to correct the past, why didn’t he just do it?”

Quinn stared through Ramesh into the distance. “Think about it for a moment,” he said. “Really think about it. If you could change any event in your life, what would it be? At what point would you intervene? How would you do it?”

“I would not let them get on that airplane,” Ramesh answered solemnly.

“That’s perfect,” Quinn continued in a bit more subdued tone. “Since that day, consider anything good that has occurred in your life.”

“Nothing.”

“Seriously, Ram, think about it. Is there really nothing at all in your life since then that you might regret losing if you changed that event?”

“No. I am being completely serious. Quinn, they were my life ... my whole life.”

Quinn stared at his old friend for quite some time. He had really never thought much about Ramesh since that day. He had never considered that Ramesh had been so completely destroyed that he had never recovered.

“I am so sorry,” Quinn said quietly. “I really had no idea ... I should have stayed in touch.”

Ramesh shook his head. “It would have made no difference. When they died, my life ended. I pushed everything away. I only write to forget, but I have no passion for it. Each day I wake ... I pray is the last ...”

Quinn could forge no response. Silence filled the cabin for several minutes. Ramesh allowed himself to indulge in the memories of his past for a time, but stopped before he became emotional. He looked at Quinn. He could see that he had stunned Quinn with his honesty.

“I do understand what you were trying to say,” Ramesh said. “Brad could not risk losing the love of his life by tampering with his past. He could not use the device he created.”

“Yes. Exactly. There is no way to estimate the effects of changing the past,” Quinn responded. “Attempting to fix one mistake could ripple through the timeline and impact thousands and millions of other decisions.”

Ramesh nodded. “But if that happened, you would never really know it. Right?”

“We wrestled with that for a long time,” Quinn answered. “I think you’re right. Let’s say that I use the messenger to warn myself about Daniel and Sireesha in the past. So I don’t hire them. That changes so many things.”

Quinn sat forward in his chair. “Sireesha recruited Valerie at a job fair, for example. And did you know that Sireesha was involved in our adoption of Jordan?”

Ramesh shook his head.

“She was. Sireesha had been our liaison with the attorney’s office for a time when we were a very small company. She had been made aware of a young homeless girl who was seeking to place a child for adoption. Sireesha had recommended us because she knew we were waiting. So what would have happened if I never hired Sireesha?”

“It’s impossible to say,” Ramesh answered.

“But maybe we wouldn’t have adopted Jordan.”

“But you would never have known about Jordan. You wouldn’t experience the loss,” Ramesh continued.

Quinn shrugged. “Could you do it? Throw away what you know ... even with all its ugliness and difficulty and guilt ... for something you could not possibly predict?”

Ramesh shook his head. “No,” he answered.

“I have always been opposed to the idea of tampering with the past. Brad and I argued about it ... a lot. He said that we needed to consider everyone else, not just ourselves, because we tampered with so many lives. He reminded me in every argument that we had forced others to experience losses that they would never realize and that we had to correct it – he wanted to undo it all. That is his third option.”

“Undo it all?”

“Yes, stop me from discovering the futurestream at all,” Quinn said. “Then everything would return to its correct state. We would be right with the Universe, he would say.”

Ramesh leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. “It is the right thing to do.”

“There is no black and white,” Quinn replied.

Ramesh continued to speak without looking at Quinn. “Yes, Quinn, there is. There is black and white. But black and white is difficult. Choosing shades of gray is the simple choice. It allows you to live without the burden of guilt or the recognition of consequences. Choosing black and white requires character.”

“I can’t risk losing this all,” Quinn replied defensively. “I have three beautiful children, a loving supportive wife who is going to be the best President of the United States in a century. I have built a business that provides healthcare, technical and communications services to billions of people worldwide. I can’t just throw it all away. There is always another option.”

“You are already at risk of losing it all,” Ramesh reminded. “At least the most important of it.”

“I won’t allow that to happen.”

“I think you should consider Brad’s options. He clearly thought it would be best,” Ramesh retorted.

“He didn’t have all the information... If he were here...”

“He’s not here, Quinn,” Ramesh interrupted. He sat forward and stared at Quinn. “He ... is ... not ... here. He died because of this and when he died he gave you an option. I believe it is your only option. Brad believed it was your only option.”

Quinn shook his head but said nothing. The remainder of the flight was spent in excruciating silence. It seemed to last forever. Both Quinn and Ramesh continued the argument in their minds, but neither spoke.

 

Music and Emotion

MusicMusic for me is something that can quickly change my mood and impact my perspective. Sometimes when I'm just completely stressed out, I plug in my iPod and start playing from the playlist I call "AAA". I usually feel better about half-way through the second or third song.

On the flip side, there are some songs that do the exact opposite for me. This morning I noticed that the news station I normally listen to (KTAR 620) started a new thing where they play some music during their news overview every half hour. I nearly changed the station when I heard the lead-in to "Everybody Wang Chung". I really hate that song. So much so that even thinking about it makes me upset.

There are other songs that really bug me: "Cowboy" by Kid Rock, anything by Huey Lewis, "Summer Girls" by LFO, "Party all the Time" by Eddie Murphy and most of the pop music from 1985-1988. I do have some generally-hated songs on my favorites list though. I'm still a big fan of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice and "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. Those songs crack me up, therefore they make me feel better.

Which songs evoke a strong emotional response for you?

June 13, 2006

Quirkiness

Odd One OutAll these recent posts about talking to myself, exploring superpowers, and stupidity have really gotten me on a social study. So here's another one:

Do you have any obsessive-compulsive behaviors? Maybe you're not completely As Good As It Gets, but you know you do some quirky things. For example, I'm right handed. Therefore I believe that my left hand and my left foot feel inferior. So to compensate, I always start a flight of stairs on my left foot and I tend to step over sidewalk cracks with my left foot just to make it feel better.

I have a brother who when eating M&M's always chews half of them with the right side of his mouth and half with his left. If he happens to eat an odd number of M&M's, he splits the last one if half with his front teeth and chews half on the left and half on the right.

What about you?

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If you had to...

taste_powerIf you had to, could you instantly answer the question, "what's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" I'm not talking about the thing you regret the most or even possibly the worst decision you've made, but the stupidest thing you can remember doing.

When I look back on my life, it's amazing that I'm still alive for all the really stupid things I've done. And I also have a whole pile of non-dangerous stupid things. Here's a sample (one is from my short stories):

  1. I once lit a fire under my mom's station wagon just because I had a few matches
  2. I tested an electric train transformer for power by sticking my tongue on it
  3. I set the chimney on fire at home because I was seeing how big a fire I could build inside the house
I've been giving it some thought and I'm not sure I could identify the single stupidest thing I've ever done. I'd actually have to classify the stupid things into categories first, then identify the stupidest thing per category.

How about you?

June 12, 2006

Chapter 63

Chapter 63

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 5:00 a.m. MST

 

Valerie arrived at her office early on Monday morning. She found the information that Bryan had collected regarding Ramesh, but she had expected more. She glanced through the security logs to see where he had spent his time. He had been in the NOC for much less time than she was hoping. He had returned to his office early last evening.

She called down. There was no answer in his office. She tried all of his mobile devices. Sleeping in his office again, she thought as she got up.

The building was coming to life as Valerie made her way to Bryan’s office. Many employees tried to emulate Quinn and Valerie’s schedule in an effort to be noticed. The information technology department that Bryan managed, however, was notorious for keeping late hours and arriving late. The only person on the floor was Bryan’s assistant, Margot.

“Is he in?” Valerie asked as she passed through Margot’s area.

“Um... Actually I just got here. I don’t know,” Margot replied. Valerie had surprised her. She had actually arrived more than twenty minutes ago, but she had been preparing her resume for another job offer and had not expected anyone to come in.

“What is that smell?” Valerie asked as she approached Bryan’s office.

Margot heard the question, but just shook her head. You get used to it down here, she thought.

The lights were off in Bryan’s office and the door was ajar. She approached softly and pushed it open.

A wave of foul air and the sight of Bryan’s pale, contorted face caused Valerie’s knees to buckle. She stumbled back, covering her mouth and nose and called for help. Margot appeared almost instantly. She found Valerie scrambling backward on the floor and pointing to Bryan’s office. She looked through the door. She looked twice. It took a few moments for her to process the image. As the shock of seeing her boss dead in office began to wear off, Margot realized that the smell was more than just the normal foulness she had endured for the past year. Bryan had suffered incontinence when he died. She forced herself to pull the door shut.

“I’ll call for help,” she said.

Valerie nodded, but remained on the floor. Her shock was amplified by the fear that Bryan’s death may have been intentional. She considered the implications. There had never been a security breach at Q-Morrow. Quinn had to be warned.

“I have to let Quinn know. Please call me if you need anything,” Valerie said as she walked past Margot.

By the time she reached her office, she had gained control of her emotions. She called Quinn.

“Bryan is dead,” she said without any greeting.

“Say again?” Quinn asked. He was sure he had heard wrong.

“Bryan, the IT manager, he’s dead. I’ve just come from his office. He’s dead.”

Quinn felt his head begin to spin. “How?”

“I don’t know.”

“It’s not a coincidence is it?”

Valerie sighed. “Not likely.”

“When will you know?”

“The police have been called. They should be here soon.”

“Call me back when you know. Are you okay?”

“I don’t know. Quinn, have you left yet?”

He could clearly hear that she was shaken. He rarely heard that. She was so strong.

“No,” he answered. “We’ve boarded, but it’s still twenty minutes until we can leave.”

“Okay. Quinn, what should I tell the police?”

“Cooperate. We have nothing to hide,” Quinn reassured.

“Okay. Quinn, hurry back.”

“I will. Stay in your office, okay? It’s safe up there.”

“Okay.”

Valerie looked around. Suddenly nothing felt safe. She walked to the conference room and checked that it was empty. She quickly checked Quinn’s office. Everything appeared to be in order. She walked back around toward her office.

From across the room she heard the sound of the elevator arriving. Her heart fell. She heard the doors open. Footsteps. She stumbled backwards. Two figures appeared. Daniel and Sireesha. She fell back. Sireesha smiled.

 

Monday Movie Review

Today I have two new theatrical releases and a fairly new DVD. So obviously my pool problems didn't take up the whole weekend!

First, the DVD. I watched Cheaper by the Dozen 2 with my kids. I had seen the first one a few times and liked it reasonably well, but I didn't love it. So, going into this movie I wasn't expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised. It was funnier, moved better and it had a plot that I was able to connect with more than the first. If you're looking for a fun family film and you haven't seen this yet, I'd recommend it. At least throw it in your Netflix.com queue for later and be surprised when it shows up. 1.75π.

Next up: theatrical releases! First off, we went to see Cars. I've loved the Disney/Pixar stuff in the past, but I've got to tell you that after the The Incredibles, I don't expect to see anything funner. Cars was not up to that level. It was cute and was actually better than what I expected, but it wasn't Monster's Inc. or The Incredibles by any stretch. If you've been living in a movie black hole, Cars is a movie about a world populated by cars (and other machines), but no people. The cars run it all. As usual the Disney/Pixar folks gave us some characters with a lot of personality and they provided a great visual experience, but overall it didn't have the oomph (yes, that's the technical term) of some of their previous films. Don't get me wrong, though, this is a fun movie and the kids will love it, so if you're looking for something to do with the family on a Saturday morning, this is the right movie. 1.5π.

Finally -- and this was a fluke -- I went to see Poseidon. We were going to see The Break Up, but it was sold out. And we had to make a decision. My wife said, "Do you want to go sit through a mindless movie or would you rather go shopping?" It doesn't take a genius to figure out my response to that question. I haven't see the original Poseidon Adventure, so I can't comment on that, but this was pure and simply the theatrical equivalent of Jolt Cola. Poseidon didn't waste any time on things like character development or plot, it simply started with a shipwreck and ended in a lifeboat. I hope I didn't just ruin the movie for you. If you ever saw the movie Daylight, this movie is similar in the sense that you don't really care about the characters or who makes it, but it is fairly intense in the race to survive. It was fun, mindless entertainment. I wouldn't recommend it for the kids because of the body count. Overall, I'd classify it as a one-time view. See it or rent it, but don't buy it. 1.25π.

Calling All Smart People

Old SchoolI need a motivated, entrepreneurial smart person because I have an idea.

First the back story. I spent a whole bunch of my weekend working on my pool. The goal was to turn the water from green back to blue. I have a salt pool. According to people who sell salt pools, they are "maintenance free". According to people who sell pool supplies, they have no idea what to do with a salt pool. According to my ex-pool service, my pool was fine.

Well, salt pools still require maintenance (about the same as a chlorine pool), but what you do is different. So, every person who has a pool constantly needs to check several factors of their water: chlorine level, pH, stabilizer (cyanuric acid), phosphates, total hardness, alkalinity, etc. What I did this weekend was take some water to a pool supply place and they tested it using a desktop device not entirely unlike the ones you see in some old Bugs Bunny cartoons. There were vials and tubes and drops and centrifuges. It was pretty cool, but seemed so ... 1950.

So, my idea is this: it seems like with spectroscopy or something like that, pool water could be tested electronically. In fact I found a couple of electronic testers are available for one or two factors. What people like me need is an inline system that constantly monitors the pool water and alerts me when something is wrong. How hard could that be? And the thing is, if the pool is monitored well, the need for expensive chemicals and additional maintenance goes down. So, assuming the thing could be built, you just install it with new pools (if it's $1,000 or so, it would be a nearly negligible additional expense for a new pool) and you make it available to existing pool owners as an upgrade.

There you go smart people. Now, just call me when you have it ready.

June 09, 2006

Chapter 62

Chapter 62

Monday, 14 March 2022 – 4:30 a.m. MST

 

Ramesh sat peering out the small jet window. It was still dark, but a hint of new light began to creep in the distance behind him. He stared into the darkness, trying to find any way to purge the nightmare of the previous days from his mind. The pilot’s voice announced their descent toward Fort Collins-Loveland Municipal and their anticipated arrival time. He mechanically checked his seatbelt.

The thirty-degree air of Fort Collins felt refreshing and familiar as Ramesh deplaned. Quinn had already arrived. He was waiting with a car.

“Good morning,” Quinn said as Ramesh joined him.

Ramesh nodded, but said nothing.

“How are you?”

Silence. Ramesh had no words. He had forced himself to disconnect from his emotions after leaving Durban. He felt nothing and he wasn’t sure if he ever wanted to feel anything again. Talking about what happened would necessitate feeling and he was unwilling to allow that.

Quinn waited for a moment, but eventually decided to give Ramesh some time. The car pulled away from the airport toward Interstate 25.

“The most recent address I have for you is on Harmony road east of the freeway. Is that still right?” Quinn asked.

Ramesh nodded.

There was complete silence in the car for the next fifteen minutes. Ramesh stared out at the familiar landmarks and silently wished that he could erase the last week from his life. Not only had he been subjected to reliving most of his worst memories, he had been provided with a fresh crop of tragedy.

When the driver opened his door, Ramesh looked at Quinn and finally spoke.

“What are you going to do with it?” he asked.

Quinn had been considering that question for nearly two full days and he still wasn’t sure. He shrugged.

“Primarily I need to ensure the safety of Laura. But I don’t know what that means.” A thousand thoughts raced through Quinn’s mind as he answered. He would not allow Sireesha to force his hand in anything. He would not be bullied. He had not become the most powerful man in the world to simply collapse under the pressure of a former partner. At the same time he loved his family and would never jeopardize their safety. He had so much to lose and so little to gain by continuing to exacerbate this war.

“Are you prepared to give up everything for them?” Ramesh asked.

“Yes. But I don’t think it will come to that,” Quinn answered.

“I do,” Ramesh said flatly as he climbed out of the car.

Quinn had never visited Ramesh in Fort Collins. He had never been formally invited, but as he stood looking at the small house, he regretted that he had never made any effort. The house was nice, but clearly owned and maintained by a bachelor. The façade reflected the solitude and introversion of its owner. The inside was clean, but minimally decorated giving it the feeling of emptiness and coldness.

Ramesh walked slowly to his bedroom and flipped on the light. Quinn stood in the entryway and waited. A moment passed. The light was extinguished and Ramesh reappeared holding a small box. He pushed it toward Quinn.

“There it is.”

Quinn took the box and pulled it open. Inside he found the partnership watch he had given Brad almost fifteen years ago. “Ironic,” he said as he pulled it out.

“Sorry?”

“It’s ironic that he would use this. I had these watches specially made back in oh-seven when we had our first billion-dollar year. I had four of them made. The hands run backwards.” Quinn turned the watch over. “Giving it away and using it as a method for shutting down the futurestream ... it’s just ironic.”

“I always wondered about it. It never ran. When I took it in for a battery, the jeweler said it could not be opened ... I just kept it as a memento. When Padumi was killed, I put it away. It was just another reminder...”

“How so?”

“It arrived on our wedding day. I don’t think he intended that...”

Quinn studied the watch for a few more minutes. He habitually twisted the dial and pushed it in as he considered everything that had happened in the past few days. As the dial popped out, the watch beeped. Ramesh stepped back.

“It’s never done that,” he commented.

“Could be that it has been activated by the signature in our implants. Brad wasn’t an engineer by trade, but he was brilliant. I’m sure he spent a lot of time thinking about this. My guess is that there are only two or three people on the planet who could ever use this. And he probably only intended it for me.”

Quinn tried pushing the dial again. He tried pulling it out. Nothing more seemed to happen.

“We should go,” Quinn finally said as he slipped the watch into his pocket.

Ramesh looked around his home. He longed to stay, to distance himself from the world, to shelter himself from the inevitable collision that Quinn and Sireesha were driving at.

“Have you any need for me to return with you?” Ramesh asked.

Quinn had not considered that Ramesh would stay. “Yes,” he replied. “I was hoping you could fill me in on what happened. I also think it may be safer if we keep you close until this is finished.”

Ramesh laughed. “Safer?” He shook his head. “Safer is a place far from you ... far from Sireesha.”

Quinn recoiled. He had never considered himself a threat equal to Sireesha. He never considered himself a threat at all.

“And you want to know about the trip? I arrived. Brad and his wife were murdered in their home. I left.”

“Ram,” Quinn pleaded, “I am so sorry. I had no idea. He was my friend, too.”

“I know. He left that message for you Quinn. He left it for you. Not for me. Not for Valerie. Not for one of your thousands of employees. He left it for you and he expected you to come. You never came for him. How would he feel about that Quinn? He was your friend and you didn’t even... You were never there...” Ramesh stifled back his anger. “I was there, Quinn.”

“Let’s make sure that he didn’t die for nothing. Let’s take what he gave us and make sure that his death meant something,” Quinn argued.

Ramesh shook his head in frustration. “He didn’t leave you this messenger to avenge his death Quinn. His last wish was not for you to use his death as another opportunity to crush a competitor or increase your bottom line.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“His death was meaningless and no matter what you do, it will always have been meaningless. He died in the crossfire of greed and corruption. It was his life Quinn. It was his life that was supposed to mean something.” Ramesh sighed and searched Quinn’s face. “What happened to you?”

“I never meant for this ... any of this.” Quinn turned. “I will understand if you stay. I believe that they may come for you. I can’t protect you here ... I may not be able to protect anyone anymore.”

Ramesh sighed. “There’s nothing for me here ... or anywhere.”

Quinn turned and looked at his old friend. They were two opposite men. Quinn had everything to lose. Ramesh had nothing left to lose. Quinn needed Ramesh and Ramesh knew it.

“I’ll come with you.”

“Thanks.”

Ramesh took a long look toward Horsetooth Mountain before climbing back into the car. He felt that it would be the last time he ever saw it.

 

Is it normal?

SuperheroSince I've recently been on a run of social questions and comments, I thought I'd throw this one out there. Is it just me, or are there others out there that occasionally just check to see if they've somehow acquired a superpower?

For example, during business meetings I often set my pen on the desk in front of me and try to move it with my mind. If that doesn't work, I try something lighter (even though Yoda taught us that size doesn't matter, I still think it makes sense to work up). Somewhere in the back of my mind I believe that it could just happen one day that I'll realize that I have telekinetic abilities.

From time to time I also check to see if I have X-ray vision (try to stare through my cubical wall) or super strength. I'm not sure how to test for the ability to fly, so I'm leaving that one alone.

Anyone else?

June 08, 2006

New Experience

As I was driving home yesterday, having a spirited conversation with myself, I experienced something completely new to me. Normally I take US 60 eastbound to the Sossaman exit where I turn south and go home. Yesterday, however, when I arrived at the Sossaman exit there was no exit.

It wasn't just that the exit was closed. It was gone. The entire exit ramp was just gone. I wish I had my camera to provide you with a better indication of the gone-ness of my freeway exit.

Maybe that's why it's called the Superstition Freeway. Well, at least now I have something to talk to myself about on the way home today.

June 07, 2006

How do you deal? (A social question)

Driving in the CarSo, you're driving in traffic and you're having a chat with yourself in the car. It's not just a random one-liner, but you're really having an intense conversation with yourself. Or perhaps you're like me and you're monologuing or rehearsing for a future interview about your novel or whatever.

Then you notice. The lady in the baby-blue 1987 Honda Civic is staring at you. Busted.

So, do you pretend you were singing by doing some air guitar or a quick drum riff on the steering wheel? Or do you pull out your cell phone and act like you have a microscopic bluetooth headset that she just can't see? Or do you pretend like you have a child in the back seat by turning around and talking some more? Or do you just smile and wave?

Just curious.

My Quarterly Chuckle

php4devguide.jpgBack in 2001, my first book was published by McGraw-Hill. The PHP 4 Developer's Guide became an overnight mediocrity in a market that was being saturated with books for a development language that finally had legs. Every quarter I receive a royalty statement from the publisher indicating the amount of money I would have received for that quarter if they hadn't advanced me more than the book ever sold.

Yesterday I got my statement (click for full view):

As you can see, zero copies were sold in the United States, but somehow $165.90 in royalty sales was generated. Additionally the Serbian language version sold 46 copies in Croatia and generated $40.78. Finally the Polish language version sold 38 copies, generating $48.39. I've never actually figured out the algorithm for determining how much money I should get or how zero copies sold generates money (it happens all the time), but in the end I get a big fat check for $0.00 and a good chuckle.

However, I love finding out which languages the book was published in. Here is the list of the ones I've found so far:


I actually have a couple of printed copies of the book in Simplified Chinese. For all I know it could simply say "Blake is a loser" over and over, but it still looks pretty cool.

June 06, 2006

Have you ever wondered?

Have you ever wondered if anyone actually checks to see if you sign your name on your credit card receipts? Here's the answer:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

It's a long answer, but worth the time. Thanks to Jeff for the tip!

June 05, 2006

Social Positioning for Nerds

Too Many GadgetsA while back I wrote about Generation E's strange social behavior related to phones.

Now I'm just going to rant a bit about my generation's infatuation with gadgets and how that has affected social positioning (especially for nerds). I'm a nerd. Always have been. I fell in love with computers when I was 11 (see how geeky I am?) and have had a minor gadget obsession since then. However, I realized a few years back that I was using my gadgetry as a method to improve myself in the social pecking order.

At first I just wore my cell phone on my hip. Back in the day, not everyone had a cell phone, so prominently displaying one indicated some type of success. I typically included the ritual of removing my phone when having lunch and placing it prominently on the table while I ate. "So, you have a phone," my lunchmate would ask. "Oh yes," I would answer nonchalantly, "of course. You know how it is with work and home ... so much to do."

Then everything changed. Everyone had a phone, a PDA, an iPod and a Blackberry. And then they were ringing and buzzing and playing "Can't Touch This" every five seconds during lunch, the movies and ... well, everywhere. I realized how everyone was jockeying to have the newest, coolest, sleekest.

And all it meant to me personally was that people I didn't want calling me were calling me all the time. So I took a break. No cell phone for just over a year. It was beautiful. I noticed other things at lunch (like people) and in life (like trees, the sky, etc.) and that was good.

I have a phone again now. I don't know much about it, but I can call my wife and my brothers when I want, so it does what I need it to do. And now I have very little tolerance for other people and their gadgets. That's the topic of this post.

If you're still showing off your gadgets, you're a nerd. Now I'm not talking about sensibly using a headset for your phone in your car, or taking an occasional call. That's part of life now. What I'm talking about is actually displaying your gadgetry to impress someone. You know who you are. And you're a nerd. And you're more of a nerd if you think that showing off your bluetooth-enabled headset actually increases your social position -- unless you're trying to be king of the nerds (in which case you already know you're more of a nerd).

So, if you're thinking about attaching your bluetooth headset when you're heading off to church or on a date (yep, seen both recently) remember that you're actually heading in the wrong social direction.

You're welcome.

Chapter 61

Chapter 61

Sunday, 13 March 2022 – 9:00 p.m. MST

 

Daniel restlessly awaited their arrival at the Scottsdale airport. The last hour of the flight had seemed longer than the first twenty-two. Just as the plane touched down, a network alert appeared in his visual field. He studied through the information. Someone had launched a probe against his network. He traced back all paths of the probe.

“It seems we have a little problem,” he said to Sireesha.

“Sorry?” she asked. She had been so deep in thought that she had heard the sounds, but not the words that Daniel had spoken.

“Someone has started probing our network.”

“Oh,” she replied. With a network as large and diverse as hers, there was always someone probing her systems. Typically it turned out to be kids with too much time and a few easily-downloaded scripts.

“This is an interesting probe,” Daniel continued.

“Why?”

“It’s coming from Q-Morrow.”

“From inside?”

“Yes,” he replied. “It seems to be originating from inside. It’s not a bad probe either, not a script. It looks custom and focused to our network.”

Sireesha thought for a moment. She could find no logical reason that Quinn would have for probing her systems. She assumed that he would focus on the messenger just as they were, since it would provide the quickest solution to the problem across both networks.

“Why would he do this?” she asked.

Daniel had already considered the same question. “I don’t think it’s him. He would know not to probe our network this way. There’s no reason for it. I think someone else inside is...”

“Trying to investigate the network,” Sireesha interjected.

“Yes. Perhaps Quinn asked for help, or perhaps just some unlucky hack stumbled onto the message.” Daniel continued watching the probe information scroll through his visual field.

“We have to contain the futurestream,” Sireesha ordered.

“I’ll be happy to take care of it. I need to get out anyway,” Daniel responded. He felt invigorated. He had not been excited about the prospect of just sitting in a hotel room waiting for morning. This would provide him with a diversion and some exercise. “I’ve got to change,” he finished.

When Daniel reemerged, his tattoos had begun to appear. He had packed his duffle and was loading his weapon.

“I love this gun,” he said. “Actually, to call it a gun is an insult to its genius. We need to have more of these made.”

Sireesha shook her head. “Don’t get too excited. You can’t just walk into Q-Morrow and start shooting people.”

“Why not?” Daniel chided.

“Be serious.”

“Who built the security system for the Q-Morrow campus?” he asked.

“You did – but they would have changed all the security protocols by now.”

“But who left a back door in the security system for the Q-Morrow campus?” he winked. There were few things that really excited Daniel. The thought of breaking into one of the most secure technical facilities in the country was one of them. He had become almost giddy, if he could ever be considered giddy.

“Okay – but it has to be clean. Completely clean. We cannot afford any mistakes or our entire future will collapse,” she warned.

“Did I mention we need more of these?” he asked as he snapped the ammunition clip into his weapon.

“Clean,” Sireesha repeated.

“Don’t worry. I’ll be invisible.”

 

When the plane landed, Sireesha arranged for a car and a Volak. She made one last plea for Daniel to work quickly and cleanly as he sped off toward Tempe.

The traffic on the southbound Pima freeway was unusually heavy for a Sunday evening, but Daniel weaved through it with ease. He ignored the occasional angry horn as he cut through the vehicles and transitioned onto the Red Mountain freeway toward Q-Morrow headquarters. It was a perfectly clear night. The high-rise tower of Q-Morrow had become the most prominent landmark in the area. Daniel still had a great respect for what they had accomplished in Tempe. It had changed their world.

Just to the north of the Q-Morrow campus stretched the normally-dry Salt River. Just north of that was the Papago Park and golf course. Daniel decided to walk from Papago to ensure that the bike was not seen near Q-Morrow. He walked over the Salt River on a pedestrian bridge that Quinn had funded to improve relations with the city during the formative years of his company.

Once he was close enough to the tower, Daniel accessed the latent security code override that he had left himself. He used his implants to simulate the security identification of a mid-level employee then he walked through the main doors and through the atrium. Human security guards had been replaced by a complex set of internal protocols and surveillance. In most cases it would be impossible for a person to walk in from the street on a Sunday night, but Daniel knew almost everything about the security system. He would never appear on a single frame of surveillance video. He would not raise a single alert level. He would be invisible.

After passing through the atrium, Daniel scanned for active employees in the building. One in particular stood out. Bryan Skaggs, a senior-level network and security administrator.

Daniel perused the access restrictions for the floor on which Bryan worked. He found that the cleaning company had semi-restricted access to that floor, so he quickly updated his identification signature to match that of the cleaning company employees and stepped into the elevator. He approached the door and knocked.

“Cleaning crew,” he called.

“Come back later,” Bryan yelled back.

“Sorry?”

Bryan huffed as he hoisted himself out of the chair. He started shouting as he threw open the door. “I said later...” He stopped short. Daniel stood in the doorway. His tattoos were fully opaque and he held a weapon forward.

“Sit down,” Daniel ordered.

“What? How did you...? The security scanners...?” Bryan stuttered as he fell back in his chair.

“I assume you’re responsible for the probe of the Naidu network?” Daniel asked.

Bryan shook his head. He glanced at the viewscreens. “What are you talking about?”

Daniel maintained his focus. He had already scanned the internal network. He knew that the probe had originated from Bryan’s terminal and he knew that Bryan had information about the futurestream.

“You did a terrible job covering your tracks,” Daniel chided.

Bryan barked out a stream of obscenities.

“You know, I have always found that a hacker’s skill and his arrogance are inversely proportional. Based on this brief meeting, I’d say you’re one of the worst hackers I have ever met.”

Another tirade of obscenities and insults erupted as Bryan struggled to lift himself out of his chair. “You’ll never get out of here,” he yelled. “I’ll have you fried for this.”

Daniel squeezed the trigger. Bryan felt a quick flash of pain on the left side of his chest. It felt like a small electrical shock.

“Actually, you are the one who will never get out of here,” Daniel replied. “He held the weapon up.”

“What was that?” Bryan suddenly felt like a weight was being pressed on his chest. He struggled for breath.

“Something I came up with a few months ago,” Daniel replied.

“You’ll never get out...” Bryan struggled to repeat. “They’ll find you ... murderer...”

“You weren’t murdered. You died of a heart attack. And based on your girth and overall appearance, I must say that nobody is going to question that.” Daniel looked around the room.

Bryan felt blackness closing in around him. His anger and his stubbornness allowed him one more word, “autopsy.”

“Ah yes,” Daniel smiled. “Therein is the true genius of this weapon. You were just assaulted by hundreds of carbon microdarts containing just enough genetic material to destroy the tissue surrounding their impact. In this case I chose your heart. An autopsy may reveal some unusual patterns of cellular failure, but the microdarts are nearly undetectable. In any case, I can’t imagine any coroner is actually going to recommend an autopsy when he finds you here, dead of heart failure.”

Bryan stared in horror as the last bit of light washed from his view. He heard Daniel’s last comment.

“Nobody hacks my network.”

 

A Few Numbers

Number 7302, 112 and 730.

Over the weekend we had 2 days of 112° weather here in Phoenix. On Saturday that temperature was a record. On Sunday, it wasn't.

I finally decided to purchase one of the onethousandpaintings. I bought the number 730. That's the number of days in two years -- an on going reminder of the goals I have set to achieve in that time.

June 01, 2006

Another Reason to Love Google

I blew up my blog today. I was trying to add the little icons for feeds that appear at the bottom of each article and I accidentally deleted the whole sidebar of the main page. And since I'm a computer programmer, I naturally don't have any backups of anything, so I did what any normal human being would do: I panicked.

Then, just at the point that I was about to lie down under my desk and weep for a minute, I remembered a little feature that I had seen on Google a bazillion times, but that I had never used.

Have you ever noticed that Google keeps a cached copy of web sites?
cached.jpg

Well, they do. And I clicked on the cached copy of my web site to see it as it looked five days ago. And it was there and it was right. So I copied the HTML for the sidebar from that version and made a few minor code changes and I was (almost) back in business. How about that?

Conspiracy Theories

I approved this comment on gasoline prices this morning, mostly so I would have a great topic to write about first thing this morning.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I don't think that the Suns lose games on purpose to make sure there are seven games in a series. I don't think that the voting on American Idol is rigged for ratings. And I don't think that very much in the above comment makes any sense.

I do think that gasoline prices are based on supply and demand, but that since gasoline production (refining, drilling, imports, etc.) and distribution are regulated by the government, supply is sometimes limited. Today that's the primary problem. There aren't enough refineries in the US to create more supply of refined fuel, but the demand is constantly increasing. In a non-regulated free market, the solution would be that more suppliers would come into the market and provide more product to meet the demand. But since the creation of a new oil refinery is regulated by the government, it's more complicated than that.

So, you can keep sending in your conspiracy theory comments. I get a chuckle from them and it gives me something else to write about. If you really want to do something about gasoline prices, though, reduce the demand. Plus, if you reduce the demand, you'll probably help save our planet too.

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