Recommendation for Ryan Seacrest

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Clearly something has failed with Ryan Seacrest's shaving subsystem recently. I'm sure he's out reading blogs right now (what else would he be doing?) and so I assume it's likely that soon he'll be here reading this blog. This note is for him (if you happen to know Ryan personally, send him this):


Dear Ryan,

I'm sorry to see that your current shaving solution is no longer working for you. Since nobody would deliberately appear on television sporting such a bad looking ... whatever you call that facial hair thing ..., you must be looking for an alternative shaving solution.

As a friend, may I recommend the Gillette Fusion? I have recently purchased this shaving solution (including the battery-powered handle) and find that it provides a superior shave to any previous shaving system I have used. If you're concerned about cost, know that I was able to find this excellent shaver recently on sale at my local Fry's Marketplace (affiliated with Kroger's) for about eight dollars. If that's still a problem, email me. I'll send one out and we can square up later.

Anyway, I think you'll be happy with the results.

Sincerely,
Blake

Oh, and this is funny: 14 Blade Razor by 2014

Comments

I'm always glad to see you pull in the lighter side of articles with your blog. They're fun to read and they boost my confidence after reading the ultra techy ones that I really don't have a reference for understanding. Although they sound pretty cool. One thing is for sure - I'm always amazed at the tidbits of information and little factoids I pick up from your daily blogs. You never cease to amaze me and I'll never hear the number 42 now without thinking of what I learned today. LOL

Hey. Thanks for the note on my blog. I have a suspicion that you know Nate Tanner (based on the DineSmart ad on your blog). I think you should give in to your love of DDR. There's nothing to be ashamed of!

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