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April 28, 2006

Chapter 56

Chapter 56

Sunday, 13 March 2022 – 12:00 p.m. MST

 

Quinn had been convinced by Valerie to go home after their meeting. He had too much on his mind to be helpful at the office, and he needed to be available for Laura. She had been chosen to receive the Arizona Court Appointed Special Advocate lifetime achievement award. The ceremony and banquet were scheduled to begin at noon and Quinn had been planning to attend for weeks. Valerie reminded him of his commitment to Laura’s political career. He agreed and returned home.

The kids were dressed and ready to go early. Laura was busily finishing her acceptance speech. Quinn sat in his study contemplating. He reveled in the quiet peacefulness and the warmth of the sounds of his home. He hoped that he would be able to enjoy more of it after this week. He prayed that he would even have his family at the end of this week.

Just before noon, they traveled together to the newly constructed Van Wyk Luxury Hotel in Tempe. As always, there was a small media frenzy as they approached and entered. Laura was more than just a well-known attorney and senatorial candidate. She attracted a devoted following of paparazzi that sought any opportunity to publish her pictures. She had been named the most beautiful billionaire’s wife and the most beautiful woman in Arizona. Many rumored that she would be named the most beautiful woman over fifty as soon as she qualified. She hated that her celebrity had grown to occasionally overstate her purpose, but deep down she enjoyed the accolades. She had learned to use both sides of the press for her benefit, and she relied on her upbringing to provide balance such that she never allowed herself to believe the hype of the media.

She smiled pleasantly at the cameras as her family entered the hotel lobby. As expected, a second group of media personnel waited inside for additional photos and sound bites. She greeted as many as she could while she made her way through to the VIP entrance of the large conference auditorium. She hugged her family as they separated. They would be seated in a private box. She would be on stage. Quinn seemed particularly distracted as she kissed him.

“Wish me luck,” she commented. He smiled, but said nothing. He hadn’t heard what she said.

As Laura walked onto the stage, the auditorium filled with applause. She smiled and waved. The crowd continued until Adam Carey, the event spokesperson stood to make his introductory speech.

“Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to be here with you today,” he began. “As you know, the mission of Arizona CASA is to promote and support volunteers in their efforts to provide advocacy in the lives of our state’s children. Each year we name an Advocate of the Year. Today we come together to present the first-ever lifetime achievement award for CASA.”

Mr. Carey paused as the crowd erupted in another round of applause. Laura smiled. “Mrs. Sorensen has dedicated her career to providing pro bono legal services here in the valley with a majority of her work focusing on family services and children’s rights. She has spent countless hours ensuring that children are provided with the best opportunities to be raised in supportive, loving and nurturing homes. She herself has a special interest in children’s rights being the adoptive mother for her three children. She is a beacon to the community. We proudly present Mrs. Laura Sorensen with the first-ever Arizona CASA Lifetime Achievement Award.”

Laura stood. The crowd stood. Quinn and the children stood. There was an overwhelming round of applause again and Laura felt herself choke up as she approached the podium. Hearing others speak of her children and their adoption always reminded her of the emotions associated with their placement and of the strong personal ties she had developed with their birth mothers.

She accepted the award plaque and shook the hand of Mr. Carey. She then stood behind the podium and waited. The applause continued. She smiled and wiped a tear from her eye and then smiled again.

“Thank you,” she said into the microphone. “Thank you so much.” From her side, a small box of tissues was passed to her. She chuckled and took one.

“I didn’t expect to need this,” she said as she held one up. She dried her eyes and then began.

“There are so many people that are involved in this award. If I could thank everyone I most certainly would, but this is the culmination of decades of work in which I was only a minor participant. So much time and energy have been devoted to this effort by my partners and our staff. This award is as much to you as it is to me.” Laura held up the plaque again gesturing to the group of her staff and partners seated near the front of the auditorium.

“And I must thank my family. Without the support of my husband and my own children...” Laura paused. She swallowed back her tears. “Without them, I could not have done this.” She paused and refocused. She began the speech that she had been developing for the past few weeks.

“CASA is about advocacy. I am so proud to say that in recent years Arizona has become one of the most child-friendly states in the country. We have increased per-student spending. We have reduced classroom sizes and we have increased the percentage of graduating high school students to become counted amongst the top five in the nation. Our students are also more likely to enter college than they were just ten years ago. And they are better able to compete academically.

“We have passed adoption legislation that has made Arizona one of the most adoption-friendly states in the country while at the same time protecting the legitimate rights of birth parents. We have improved our state’s foster parenting system to better the lives of countless thousands of our children in foster care.

“We are now at a crossroads. There is still much work to be done to ensure and improve the welfare of Arizona’s children. Now is the time for us to carefully consider the impact of our actions as they relate to the growing Hispanic population. We may spend years and decades continuing to debate the issues surrounding immigration, but we must always be mindful of the children – of our children. Let us never withhold our love from any of our children.”

Laura stopped. There was another round of applause. It was not as vigorous as before, but she knew that her comments touched a nerve with the citizens of Arizona. Immigration had been a topic that divided the public for decades. She had hoped to plant a small seed in this forum that she could use later in her political race. But more importantly she needed the people to hear her position – that she truly loved all children.

“There are no more words to describe the overwhelming gratitude that I feel. Thank you again.”

Laura had intentionally written a very short speech. She had learned that it was always best to leave an audience hoping for more rather than praying for an end. She waved again and returned to her seat. Mr. Carey stood and thanked Laura for her time. He then closed the gathering and mentioned that Laura would be available for a short question and answer session in the salon opposite the auditorium.

Laura stood and waved. She greeted a few of her staff as they walked in front of the stage toward the exit. Within a few moments she was seated in the adjacent room with a much smaller group answering questions. As she had expected, the question of the Karachi tragedy was presented. She answered diplomatically and honestly. There were still few answers, but she pledged to do all she could to ensure that the situation would be addressed.

Quinn sat with the kids in the back of the room. He watched in amazement as his beautiful wife handled the pressure of a political life with such ease. He reflected on how she had been so timid when they had met and how she had bloomed into such a wonderfully powerful woman as she gained experience and proved herself in her life. He smiled to himself as he realized that so much of her strength came from her complete honesty. She was completely congruent with her personal beliefs and she had no skeletons to hide from the world. She could withstand any personal assault because she had so much character and she had no fear of her past. Quinn shrank inside as he realized that he could never be as honest as she was. He hoped that the most recent developments in his business would not detract from Laura’s efforts, but he feared they would.

 

Gasoline: Part II

I wrote about gasoline prices a while ago to get a bit of feedback. I have also been paying special attention to all the media coverage on the topic because I want to write more about it.

When I listen to the news I hear the same things over and over. Americans are looking to blame somebody for the problem. Mostly people like to blame the government. I think people blame the government either because they heard someone else blame the government or because they can't think of anyone else to blame. The irony is that in this country we are the government. Additionally on the issue of gas prices we are also the solution to the problem. It's just that the solution is not easy, convenient or initially painless to solve. And in Gen-E, anything difficult, inconvenient or painful isn't likely to happen.

Let me say that I understand that politically there are issues around oil. Many of our politicians are involved in oil; big oil represents big lobbying; and oil production and processing is regulated by our government. These factors do impact normal supply and demand regulation of prices, but fundamentally basic economic priciples still apply. So, while we continue to scream about prices, we continue to consume it. Demand is high, supply is limited, therefore prices increase.

If (or when) we the people decide to actually do something, things will change. For example, speaking simplistically, if Americans could somehow consume 1/2 the gasoline we're currently consuming, there would be a significant reduction in the demand for gasoline and prices would fall (not to mention all the other benefits).

I just checked again and learned that the Toyota Prius gets a little more than twice the gas mileage as my Chrysler Cirrus. If I were to switch to a Prius, I would use 1/2 the gasoline I am currently using. Or I could go with a grease car and use no gasoline. Or a motorcycle. Or take the bus (or other mass transit) to work 50% of my work days. Or carpool with just one other person. You could too.

In general, I think we're too selfish and that we feel too entitled to actually do something, so I suspect that our congress will continue to run around falling over each other with one short-term proposal or another to appear to be politically active and I think that Americans will continue to scream and blame. I don't think that $3.00 gasoline is quite enough for most Americans to actually do something. It will be interesting to see what the price point is.

Oh, and by the way, it could be worse.

April 27, 2006

Idol Wanderings

Eye Exam ChartFirst of all, I think Ryan Seacrest misread yesterday's post (maybe he needs glasses). I said that I think he needs to apologize to Kat. I didn't think Simon needed to apologize, but it was rather nice.

So last night Idol provided us with the bottom two instead of the bottom three -- and Kellie was sent home. I was not the least bit surprised about any of it. Plus they let us know that Chris and Kat received the most votes. Again, no surprise there.

It was a surprisingly good results show, overall. Andrea Bocelli performed during the show. Let me say this: As a Gen-E guy whose understanding of the classics has been limited to Yanni and Zamfir, I was introduced to a whole new world of music. I'm going out to iTunes to see if I can buy some Andrea Bocelli songs as soon as possible.

You're probably more cultured than I, but if you've never heard of Andrea Bocelli as I had not, you should give his music a listen.

April 26, 2006

Seacrest Out

Kicked OutRyan Seacrest is a weener. I'll get back to that.

Last night's Idol was good. The judges seemed to be in some sort of funk, though. Randy didn't seem to like anything, Paula seemed to be high, and Simon couldn't get a word in over Seacrest's whining and Paula's ... whatever she has.

Katharine did a great job, but she should fire the person who recommended that dress. It wasn't flattering at all. She's pretty, but that dress minimized the good and maximized the bad in her body. The judges hated her performance, but I don't know why. Taylor and Elliot both did a very good job. Elliot is a great singer and he really showed that again. Taylor wasn't as fun as usual, but he did a great job. I thought Chris Daughtry again showed that he has a great voice and style.

I think that we will probably see Elliot, Paris and Kellie in the bottom three and I think Kellie will go home.

Now, about Seacrest. After Katharine got verbally pummelled by the judges, Seacrest said something like "well, everyone with their volume turned down will definitely be voting for you". He then checked her out and said something about "bouncing". Okay, if they were both working at IBM (or any other US company), he'd be fired and she'd be living off a large harassment lawsuit.

Personally I think Seacrest needs to apologize at the least, but for me I'd rather see Seacrest out. By the way, did you notice that he must be reading my blog?

April 24, 2006

A Case of the Mondays?

Last week was insanely busy for me. You don't need to know the details (and I'd guess that you probably don't care), but my point for mentioning it is that I failed to upload a chapter of my book last week. I've just rectified that.

The title of this post is a line from a movie. The first person to correctly name the movie gets a free temporary tattoo that reads "Microsoft .NET connected". And who wouldn't want such a tattoo?

Chapter 55

Chapter 55

Sunday, 13 March 2022 – 9:00 a.m. MST

 

Valerie walked quickly toward Bryan’s office. She knew he would be in there. She had a good idea what he would be doing. She stopped at the door and gathered herself then knocked. If the door was closed, it would be locked; there was no sense in trying the handle. From behind the door, she heard the crashing of clutter as Bryan reacted to the surprise visit. She stifled a smile.

Bryan opened the door. A rush of foul, stale air assaulted Valerie. She swallowed back her initial reaction.

“I need your help,” she said as she entered the pit that was their best engineer’s office.

“Okay?”

“We think that someone inside the company is sending out proprietary information to our competitors. There may also be a leak in our security. We believe that it has something to do with our current situation.”

Bryan felt his heart collapse. He wondered if they suspected him.

“We believe that it may be one of the junior engineers,” Valerie continued. She had seen the immediate reaction to her comments in Bryan’s face. “I need you to scour our logs for the past week. We need any outgoing communications related to Ramesh Kapoor, the visitor that Quinn had on-site this past week.”

“What about the current problem? The message? I’m still not...”

“Quinn feels that if we find the source of the leak, we’ll be able to more quickly identify the purpose of this attack,” Valerie interrupted.

“Understood,” Bryan replied. He felt a wave a relief. He would be able to spend a great deal of time scouring the log files while avoiding the subject of the message he had found.

“Bryan, I need to make sure that you understand that this is your top priority. We know there has been an information leak. We need you to track it down.” Valerie paused for a moment. She wondered how to best motivate Bryan. He was certainly overpaid. More money probably wouldn’t mean much. He had every perk and incentive the company could offer. She smiled. She leaned against his desk, partially sitting on its edge.

“Bryan,” she said in a very personal, very concerned tone. She looked at him. It was difficult for her to focus. His hair was stuck against his forehead and face in several places. There was a spot of dried food on his neck just below his chin. The perspiration marks on his shirt had yellowed the fabric.

“There are some people here that have suggested that you might be involved in the information leak.” She spoke quietly and looked behind her at the door. Bryan felt the perspiration bead on his face.

“But I have had my eye on our security for a while. I haven’t mentioned it because I would like to have some hard evidence before I go to Quinn. He doesn’t react well to supposition and gut feelings. I have a pretty good idea about who you are and I trust you. Right now, Bryan, you’re one of the few people I feel that I can fully trust.” She smiled at him. Her stomach churned as he smiled back. His teeth were as foul as his office.

“If you don’t mind, I’d prefer if you perform the scan from the NOC. I’ll let them know you’re down there to run some tests. I’m worried that someone may be watching your office terminals.” She held her breath for a response. She knew that it would be difficult to get Bryan to concede to work outside of his office, even for a short time.

“I’d know if there was a problem with my office,” Bryan responded defensively.

“Please.” Valerie drew on every feminine persuasive power. “Just for this. Just for today. I’m really concerned about who may be involved in this.”

“I’m more effective here. It will take me twice as long down there.”

Valerie just looked at him. Her eyes continued to plead.

“Okay,” he relented. “But you realize that I won’t be able to do anything else from down there. I’ll be putting everything else on hold.”

“I understand,” she smiled. “I think what you find down there will help you in your investigation later.”

Bryan completely disagreed, but he was unable to disappoint her. She was there, sitting in his office, asking for his help. He was powerless to refuse.

“Thanks, Bryan. And please don’t mention this to anyone. Just get back to me when you find something.” She stood and put out her hand to him. He reached up and shook it. It was clammy and cold, but Valerie forced herself to hold it warmly. “Thanks.” She winked.

“You’re problem ... I mean ... You’re welcome ... No problem. I’ll let you know as soon as I know.”

Valerie walked confidently out of the office, smiling to herself. Bryan was effectively a non-issue for the rest of the day. She could focus on her next task.

 

April 21, 2006

Bummer

The follow up book to The Da Vinci Code that I mentioned previously has been delayed. Dan Brown says he needs more time for research. You can read the details here.

Bummer.

Well, hopefully the extra time will make for a better novel.

April 20, 2006

Idolbyssmal

Doctor Performing SurgeryYou know how I felt when Katharine landed in the bottom three the first time. You can imagine how I felt about last night.

I've spent a great deal of time reflecting on what happened last night. Chris in the bottom three? How can that be? And Kellie not in the bottom three? Chris is the best and has been the best throughout the season. Katharine is the only direct contender against Chris in my opinion and yet here we are. The bottom three were Chris, Ace and Paris. Ace of course went home as I suspected, but that's not news at all.

After giving it some serious thought, I think I've figured out what happened. All of the intelligent people with taste who normally would have voted were actually performing surgery Tuesday night. It's the only explanation. So next week, make sure your pager informs you to vote, then take a minute to actually do it.

Note: I thought what Taylor Hicks did was kind of funny, but I thought that making him choose sides was a crappy Survivor-esque thing to do..

April 19, 2006

Idoltastic

So, last night was Rod Stewart night on Idol. I'm not a Rod Stewart fan. In fact, I probably couldn't name a Rod Stewart song right now if I had to, but the Idol show was the best yet. I was surprised.

Without a doubt, Chris, Taylor and Katharine gave the best performances. Chris sang a slow, soft song that let us really hear his voice. I'm happy to say that it was fantastic. Katharine absolutely blew me (and the judges) away. Taylor was as good as ever.

Kellie's performance was excruciating to me. It was the first time I think America got to really hear her try to do something vocally challenging and it was a train wreck. Paris sang something so boring that I actually considered switching to watch A River Runs Through It. Elliot did fine, but I don't think America will keep him around much longer.

dow.jpgI hope you got to see Ace. And with that I hope that you're about my age and that you're an Adam Sandler fan. If you happen to meet all those criteria, did you bust out laughing as soon as Ace started singing? He sang "That’s All" which you may remember is the song that Adam Sandler taught the little old lady in Wedding Singer throughout the movie. It was impossible for me to listen to Ace and take that performance seriously. Fortunately for him, it wasn't that good anyway.

Based on past results and factoring in last night's performances, the bottom three should be Ace, Elliot and Kellie. However, if some part of America still likes Kellie's cuteness factor, then it will be Ace, Elliot and Paris. I'm on the fence about whether Ace or Elliot will go home. I'm going with Ace again. He's out of time.

April 18, 2006

X-Men: The Last Stand

More information is now available on the official X-Men III website!

That is all.

Gasoline Prices

High Gas PricesI'm curious. With the current price of gasoline as it is, what (if anything) are you doing right now that is different from what you were doing when the price was under $2.00? At what point do you see yourself doing something? What do you see yourself doing?

As for me, honestly I haven't done anything, but I cringe when I see $3.00 or more per gallon. Cringing, however, isn't really doing anything. I have looked into the availability of E85 fuel as it will soon be refined in Tucson. Right now I can't get it in the Phoenix area, but our legislature just cleared the legal hurdles for selling it in most of the state. The problem is that I can't find anywhere that provides current prices for E85. Oh, and I may need to get a new car to use it.

I like the Toyota Prius, but that's definitely a new car purchase.

So, what else?

April 17, 2006

If you liked The Da Vinci Code...

Then you'll probably like this: The Da Vinci Code Quest.

This is a contest/game that will run for 24 days with one puzzle for each day. For more information about it, you can read here. I just finished the first challenge. You need to be using the Google Personalize Homepage for this to work, but don't fear, you won't have to learn anything. Just follow the link above and it will get you started.

This is a good way to get yourself geared up for the movie! Good luck!

Monday Movie Review

Didn't get a chance to see anything new this weekend. My brother recommends The Benchwarmers, but I haven't seen that one yet. I hope to see it before it's out on DVD, but time is tight right now.

We watched a couple of our Netflix.com movies this past week. I didn't see it, but the rest of my family watched Pride and Prejudice (the new one with Keira Knightley). They hated it.

We watched Serving Sara together. It's not new, but we hadn't seen it before. It was pretty good. We've generally liked movies and shows with Matthew Perry, so this seemed like a good choice for us. He played his classic cynically funny role and it worked, again. We laughed and had fun with it, but it's nothing to blog home about. 1.0π.

April 14, 2006

Got GCal?

Ok, so yesterday I wrote my excited note about Google Calendar. I have literally been waiting for it since late last year. So, now I'm into it a little bit and I really like what I see.

First off, I like the concept of having multiple separate "calendars" on which to categorize events. With Google calendar, you can create and view an unlimited (well, I don't know it's unlimited, but I'm sure it is so many that it could be said to be virtually unlimited) number of calendars. Why is that important? Well, for a single person it's probably not, but since these are online calendars, it becomes very very powerful.

For example, I currently have seven calendars created/selected. There is my own calendar, my family calendar (Schwendiman), my wife's family calendar (Pope), a calendar for events that affect just me and my wife (Blake & Holly), my wife's personal calendar, the US Holiday calendar, and the Christian Holiday calendar. When the check box next to a calendar is checked, the events on that calendar appear. That may seem like overkill, but if you want to share your calendar, it makes perfect sense. My brothers will want to see stuff on the Schwendiman family calendar, but not on the Pope family calendar. So I invite them to use the appropriate one and they don't have to be bothered with the other stuff.

Speaking of sharing, you can share your calendars with view-only privileges, view and add, and full control. So if you want to share your calendar with your crazy cousin Jeb, but you don't want him to add events regarding the local pig auctions, just invite him in a view-only fashion.


Perfect.

Are you using it yet? What are your thoughts?

Goodbye Bucky

I missed picking the person who would leave Idol this week. I suppose my consolation prize is that Simon thought Ace would be the one to go, also.

As Paul mentioned in the comments, Ace definitely looked worried. He should be worried.

April 13, 2006

What I've Been Waiting For!

Google Calendar was released today. I assume you have to have some sort of account (either GMail or other Google account). I'm using it right now.

I'll report back as soon as I get to know it a little better! So far, I think it's very cool!

April 12, 2006

Idol On Queen

Okay, I like Queen. So, maybe I'm biased, but last night's performances were better than they have been for several weeks. There were definitely some odd choices, but overall it was very entertaining. When Kellie started Bohemian Rhapsody, I thought that was going to be the worst idea ever. I actually enjoyed it. I don't think it was the best vocal, but it was rather entertaining.

For me, the best of the night were Elliot, Chris, Katharine and Taylor. Elliot served up a great vocal. Taylor was pure entertainment (good to see him back!). I liked the song Chris picked and I think it showed both his talent within his genre and his vocal skill. Katharine picked a great song for herself and looked great. Overall it was a very entertaining night of Idol.

I expect Ace, Bucky and Paris (wow, her performance was painful) to be in the bottom three. I'm picking Ace to go home. It's inevitable. I'll be right eventually.

April 11, 2006

More Excellent Service

Did I mention that we're selling our house and moving to a new one soon? Well, it's new to us, but it was built in 1998. Anyway, I just wanted to put another plug in for our real estate agent, Justin Cook.

We had our current house under contract in less than 10 days (for 99% of our asking price!). We also have 2 strong backups should anything go wrong. In addition he was able to get the house we wanted under contract for us in 1 day. We told him which house we wanted, he called the other agent, found out there was already an offer on the place, negotiated with the seller's agent, and got the place under contract.

Justin works hard. He's committed, honest and fantastic at what he does. If you live in Arizona or if you're looking to move here, call him. You won't regret it.

My Addiction - RITH

JokerThere are a few things in my life that I've been too embarrassed to mention to anyone besides my wife and a few close personal friends. Holly, Tracy, Dan -- you know what I'm talking about. But admitting that one has a problem is the first step in solving it (or something like that).

This addiction is something entirely new for me. I think I'm addicted to reddit-induced Internet traffic. A few weeks ago I found Digg. I submitted a story, hit the front page, and ... bam! It was a hit that left me longing for more. But it was fickle. It didn't have any lasting impact.

One of my readers pointed me to reddit. I checked it out. At first it didn't feel like digg. I was unsure, but I continued. I got a hit. Bam! I was again riding a satisfying wave of traffic that satisfied my need. Bam! A second hit within days of the first. This was feeling good. Not only were the initial hits great, but there was a lasting increase in traffic. It's still going today, but now my threshold has increased. I'm no longer satisfied with my traffic high.

So, here I am, writing about an addiction to reddit-induced traffic highs (RITH) and planning to submit it to reddit. I'm addicted. I'm going to Google to see if there are any detox centers in the Phoenix area. Please be careful if you're considering going down this slippery slope yourself.

April 10, 2006

Here's One You Haven't Seen

With all the video clips and movies going around the Internet all the time, here's one I'll bet you've never seen before: Dream State - The Movie.

This was created by some personal friends of mine from Idaho. What's amazing to me is that this family was able to do everything by themselves: filming, editing, sound and effects. It's impressive stuff.

They're out doing the same thing as me. I'm here trying to find an agent or publisher for my book. They're seeking an investor to help them take their movie to the next level. Cool idea. Cool trailer!

¡Si Se Puede!

US FlagI don't dabble in politics much, but today's events are paramount here in Arizona. Apparently we have the largest (by percentage) group of illegal aliens in the country. I've heard the rhetoric and the arguments. In fact, that's all I've heard on the radio for weeks.

Here's what I don't get: what's the real issue: I hear a lot of noise about how illegal aliens are the problem with our social/welfare programs (health care, etc.) and that they're taking away our jobs and that they're creating more crime. I hear that if we simply ship them home and then build big a nice big wall (with no windows) we'll somehow convert our beloved country into a problem-free society. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but I still don't believe it.

If we have fundamental problems with our social and welfare programs, let's fix them. Can we simply not offer those programs to people who can't prove their citizenship? In Arizona we have to provide such proof to vote now. Can't the same general logic be applied? And I can hear you crying out about emergency care and "what do we do in life-threatening situations?", but that's not what I'm talking about.

I don't believe that illegal aliens are taking our jobs or driving our wages down. First of all, Generation E doesn't want to clean motel rooms or bus dishes. They (we) want to be mortgage brokers and "information workers" and drive Lexuses (Lexii?). As for driving down wages, we could send everybody home and pay Gen E $22/hr to scrub toilets and then outsource something else and keep costs down.

As for crime, I personally would like to see the numbers. Are illegal aliens really committing more crime against non-aliens (as a percentage of their population)? Don't comment on that part if you are just guessing or have no real data. I'm sure a lot of people know somebody who knows somebody who's aunt got carjacked by an illegal alien. That may be true, but I'm not looking for anecdotal information.

So, where do I stand? Well, I think a wall is a terrible idea, but I don't think amnesty is the right move either. I think we need to fix the real underlying problems in our social programs and I think we need to dissuade (through fines and other legal methods) companies from continuing to provide jobs to illegal aliens.

72 More Hours for Jack Bauer

This is good news: 72 More Hours for Jack Bauer

April 07, 2006

If you like reading...

I've recently found Gather, an online forum for writers and I've been posting my short stories there. So far, I've had a positive experience there and there is a lot of interesting stuff to read overall.

Today, my story Fat Kid Instincts is on the front page as a recommendation. There are several great comments there. Honestly, Fat Kid Instincts is one of my favorite stories, but then how can you go wrong with a story that involves corn dogs?

Not for Muggles

I'm a little slow this week, so I just found out that the fifth Harry Potter movie has an official release date: July 13, 2007. I think this is perfect, and Jo Rowling must love it. That date contains sevens (July 2007), a thirteen and it falls on a Friday (the thirteenth). Perfect for a Potter movie.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, read this instead.

Chapter 54

Chapter 54

Sunday, 13 March 2022 – 8:00 a.m. MST

 

Quinn arrived at his office to find Valerie waiting. His face was drawn. He appeared almost sick as he slumped into the chair behind his desk.

“Is everything okay?” she asked as he entered.

Quinn shook his head. He pointed to a viewscreen and showed the recording from Brad. She watched in silence. She had worked at Q-Morrow for five years while Brad was still there, but she had never actually met him. After the short message ended, Valerie understood Quinn’s morose demeanor.

“Has Bryan reported anything?” Quinn asked.

“No,” Valerie responded. “Not anything like this.”

“He couldn’t have missed something this obvious.” Quinn’s statement sounded a bit like a question. He hoped he was wrong. Bryan had never been the most sociable employee nor the friendliest, but Quinn had never considered him dishonest.

“How could he?” Valerie asked in response.

“Do we have any reason to suspect that Bryan would be hiding anything from us?”

Valerie’s eyes shot to the floor. “Not until just now,” she answered. “He told me that he had been having trouble with the actual message. The way Brad described it, the message should be obvious.”

Quinn sighed. He leaned forward and rubbed the back of his neck. “It’s inevitable, isn’t it?”

“What is?”

“Chaos. I had hoped that we could somehow contain this phenomenon – keep it inside. But when they left, they took it with them. Now it’s bigger, more widespread. Even if we weren’t fighting over it, there’s always been the chance that someone else would notice it. I never expected Brad ... but we forced him ... they forced him. And now everyone has access.”

Quinn tried to make sense of all the feelings that overwhelmed him. He had lost control. His empire was collapsing around him while his closest confidants seemed to be rushing off with as much as they could carry.

“What are we going to do?” Valerie asked. The weight of the situation began to sink in. She had not felt so powerless in years.

“About which part?” Quinn shot back. “The futurestream? It’s lost. Bryan? Enemy. Brad? Dead. Ramesh? Hates me. Laura? Going to die this week. What are we going to do Val? I have no idea. I am entirely at the mercy of the very people that I created and then turned against me.” Quinn stood and in one exaggerated motion, threw everything from his desk onto the floor. “I don’t even know where to start.”

Valerie got up and approached Quinn. He could see the fear and the sadness in her eyes. She reached out to him, to calm him.

“I’m sorry Val,” he quieted. He reached for her. In the past six years, he had lost his temper only a handful of times, but he had never directed his anger at Valerie. He hugged her. She felt the warmth and strength of his embrace. He had so much respect for her and had always cared for her. She had become such a close friend and confidant. He stepped back.

“I’m not sure what to do,” he said quietly. “I’m open for suggestions.”

“We need to prioritize,” she said. Quinn had always respected Valerie’s ability to clearly focus on her objectives even in the midst of chaos. “We need to determine which things we can fix, which we can’t and then make a plan.” She activated a viewscreen and drew up a timeline. “Ramesh has been flying for just over an hour. He won’t be here until tomorrow morning. Bryan has been working through the night. If we assume that he knows about the futurestream, he may have already accessed it. We know the timeframe for Laura’s ... I mean ... if we assume that things haven’t changed, we have a week to determine how to negotiate with Sireesha. We still have time Quinn.”

Valerie paused. She seemed to be calculating. Her eyes were bright with activity. Quinn just watched. His focus was dulled by his overwhelming emotional exhaustion.

“We need to divert Bryan. Give him a crisis. Keep him busy with something else for now. I can take care of that. Next, we need to strengthen our position with Sireesha. Brad spoke of a messenger. Do you know what he meant?”

Quinn stared at Valerie. He saw her lips moving and heard words, but the meaning escaped him.

“Quinn?”

He blinked. “Yes,” he stammered. “The messenger was something Brad always wanted to build.” Quinn spoke in a monotonous haze. “When his parents died, Brad became obsessed with fixing the past. He spent hours with Daniel dreaming up ways that we might use the same phenomenon that creates the futurestream to send messages through the timeline.”

“Is that possible?”

“Theoretically, but I opposed its creation. So did Sireesha and Daniel, apparently. But it seems that Brad persisted,” Quinn smiled.

“If we had the messenger, would it give us a stronger bargaining position?”

“Possibly. I don’t think that Sireesha would want it to use it. She would most likely want to destroy it – ensure that it never gets used.”

“We need to find it. I’ll go over the message again. Do we have anything else? We must take control of this situation.”

Quinn nodded. “Brad’s message contains more than what I just showed you. Much more.” He activated the viewscreen again and showed Valerie all of the additional information Brad had included in his message.

“Thank you, Brad,” Valerie smiled as she considered the new information.

Quinn looked up. “He died for this.”

“I’m sorry,” she responded. “I didn’t mean to be so...”

Quinn shook his head. “It’s okay. You never knew him. He was so...” Quinn struggled to find a word to describe Brad. There was no single word to describe how Brad lived. “He was so good.” That wasn’t the word Quinn wanted, but he was too exhausted to find the perfect word. “You just had to know him.”

 

April 06, 2006

Recommendation for Ryan Seacrest

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Clearly something has failed with Ryan Seacrest's shaving subsystem recently. I'm sure he's out reading blogs right now (what else would he be doing?) and so I assume it's likely that soon he'll be here reading this blog. This note is for him (if you happen to know Ryan personally, send him this):


Dear Ryan,

I'm sorry to see that your current shaving solution is no longer working for you. Since nobody would deliberately appear on television sporting such a bad looking ... whatever you call that facial hair thing ..., you must be looking for an alternative shaving solution.

As a friend, may I recommend the Gillette Fusion? I have recently purchased this shaving solution (including the battery-powered handle) and find that it provides a superior shave to any previous shaving system I have used. If you're concerned about cost, know that I was able to find this excellent shaver recently on sale at my local Fry's Marketplace (affiliated with Kroger's) for about eight dollars. If that's still a problem, email me. I'll send one out and we can square up later.

Anyway, I think you'll be happy with the results.

Sincerely,
Blake

Oh, and this is funny: 14 Blade Razor by 2014

Feeling the Love

Techorati doesn't hate me. My rank has jumped appropriately. I just wanted to clear that up.

Initial Impressions

As you know, I've spoken a lot about Digg and Reddit lately. I found another community voting site recently called Shoutwire. I took a look and decided to try to post a link there. Considering the impact of Digg and Reddit, I tried to post my comparison article. Nope. I got this:

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Apparently Shoutwire hates Digg. I don't really care to know the history or the reason. What it means to me is that I won't be using Shoutwire because from my perspective it's just broken.

Don't you hate it when you go to try something new and it doesn't just work the first time?

Idol Predictions: 25%

Grade FI really missed it on my predictions for Idol yesterday. I can't say I was shocked though. Mandisa, Elliot and Paris landed in the bottom three. The only minor surprise for me was that Elliot was in that group. He's a good singer. Unfortunately he's not a great performer.

I do have to say that when Katherine, Ace and Bucky were all placed in one group, I really got nervous. I was sure that Ace and Bucky were in the bottom three. It looked like Katherine was thinking the same thing. I was glad she didn't land in the bottom three again.

Mandisa went home. No surprise in the long run, but personally I would have picked Ace and Bucky to go home before her.

April 05, 2006

Six Degrees of {Literary Agent}

Multiplying PeopleHere's a new game. Let's play six degrees of literary agent (or publisher or movie producer). This game is similar to Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but slightly different.

In this game, the point is to link me and my book (The Agency Delta) with a literary agent, a publisher or a movie producer. To play, simply think of every person you know. One of them may already be a literary agent, a publisher or a movie producer. If so, stop and go to the next step. If not, link through your friends until you find one.

For example, perhaps you know a guy named Jeff and he knows that lady who did the voice over for that butter-substitute radio ad and she knows the person who wrote Napolean Dynamite and they know a movie producer. You tell Jeff to tell that lady, etc., etc. and then they call me and turn my book into a movie.

It's obviously a fun game that everyone will be raving about soon and it's also a really good activity for April (why not, it's better than filing your taxes). And if you are the person who eventually links me with the right person, you can have my Vanilla Ice poster (it was forfeited in the previous contest). I may be able to part with some of my other treasures; you'll have to ask.

Digg v Reddit: Part II

Übergeek warning: this is a