Blake Schwendiman's Blog and Blook

For all those who are new to my blog, I welcome you. In the past few weeks I know there are many new readers, so I'm back to restate the purpose of the existence of this blog.

If you have been perusing the front page, you will have no doubt stumbled on my excitement about movies, American Idol, technology, Google and my desire to discuss general strangeness.

You may be thinking to yourself, "with this guy's wit and style, why isn't he doing Ryan Seacrest's job?" I would, but Fox apparently went to great lengths to find someone with no sense of humor and with no concept of the music industry, but who has good hair. Otherwise, I was a shoe-in.

However, I don't want to be a television host, I want to be a writer. Currently I'm a software developer, which is good if you want to be on the inside of this joke:

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

But, since I've already been there, I'm looking to do something new. So I've written a novel. And I'm seeking an agent or publisher to publish it. Here are the relevant links on this site to read it and find out more about it:

1. Why you will want to read it
2. Why I want you to read it
3. How to read it

Don't forget to comment!