Blake Schwendiman's Blog and Blook

So, you're reading my blog. There are some of you who actually got here on purpose. That's unusual, but I thank you for that. Hopefully you'll find something funny to read. I recommend my short stories (start at the bottom of the list, they've gotten better over time, I think).

Most of you are here by accident. You either found one of my Google Homepage modules, or you searched for Heightmax on Google (that's the most common search word that leads here), or you just got lucky and ended up here. Thank you. Unfortunately if you happen to be looking for real information about Heightmax, you're out of luck, but never mind, enjoy some time here instead. You might get taller just by reading this blog.

So, why do I want you to be here? To read my book. Why do I want you to read my book? So you'll talk about it. Why do I want you to talk about it? So it will get published.

Don't have time to read a book? Think again. My book is broken into chapters that are so short, you'll actually save time each day (not really), and so interesting that you'll come back tomorrow just to read another chapter. And when you do, you'll tell your brother in Des Moines and your uncle in Fort Collins about my book. And they'll tell their colleagues in Budapest, Rigby and Fort Worth. And eventually so many people will be discussing my book that either I'll get a publishing deal or the Universe will implode (theoretically). That's why I want you to be here. Now read. If you don't, you won't know what everybody is talking about next week.

Thanks,
Blake