Blake Schwendiman's Blog and Blook

I love reading other blogs. There's always something interesting out there. Seth (yes, again) has provided me with yet another wonderful piece of information that is impossible not to mention. The Back to Basics Egg N' Muffin (TEM500) super breakfast making device is unbelievable.

I agree with Seth's comments, but not for all the same reasons. We don't need a device that will toast your muffin, poach an egg and heat your ham, all at the same time. What we need to truly fulfill our laziness is a device that will toast your muffin, poach an egg and heat your ham, all at the same time without any human intervention. What good is it to me if I actually have to go out and purchase eggs and muffins, crack and slice them and place them into the super whiz-bang machine.

Obviously we need a web-enabled (maybe even Web 2.0), SOAP compliant, .NET standardized super breakfast maker. It should know when I need to stock up on ham, eggs and muffins and simply order them and have them delivered to my door (and put them in the pantry). It should know (using predictive neural-network programming) exactly how many times I will press the snooze button on my alarm on any given morning and automatically adjust its starting time for cooking my breakfast. At the appointed time each morning it should obtain the necessary ingredients from the pantry/refrigerator (using nano-robots?) and make them ready for the precise moment that I arrive in the kitchen.

Until then, I'm not jumping on the bandwagon.

Now, where did I put that George Forman grill and Ronco food dehydrator?