Blake Schwendiman's Blog and Blook

I was recently musing about what course I will pursue after I completely lose my mind. Originally I was hoping to spend in inordinate amount of time developing a web site dedicated to proving that hurricanes are being created by the Russians and that extra-terrestrial beings are altering the atmosphere of the sun.

My hopes were dashed this week when I read the lead article of the October 9th issue of News of the Weird. It seems that a meteorologist from Pocatello, Idaho has already launched my aforementioned web site. Weather Wars provides some very compelling reasons to believe that hurricanes are, in fact, created by the Russians -- including such statements as "Ivan and Katrina: These are both very Russian sounding names."

I suppose now I may consider the question of whether the creator of Weather Wars actually used alien technology to probe my brain for the ideas on his site.