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October 31, 2005

Self Worth

Thanks again to the extraordinary power of the Internet, I have been able to accurately determine my self worth in dollars. If you blog, you can now do the same. Simply visit this site, enter your blog address and you'll find out whether your life is on track or not.

To be honest, I'm not completely sure how to interpret my results. According to the site, I'm worth $564.54 (that's a lot of Grape Nuts!). I expected that since only my mom, my wife and my grandmother actually read this blog that my overall worth would be closer to a buck and change, so in that way, I'm pleasantly surprised. However, true to my nature I checked some other blogs to compare myself to them. I read two other blogs regularly:


  1. Seth Godin's Blog
  2. Dilbert.Blog
I was happy to see that the Dilbert Blog is currently worth $0.00. I refuse to accept the argument that this Internet utility is somehow flawed or that the Dilbert Blog is simply unlisted at the moment and therefore the results are inaccurate. I say to Scott Adams (who I am sure is reading this blog): "Nyah nyah, pffffft. I win."

Unfortunately Seth's blog is worth $1,430,544.36.

Now that's a lot of Grape Nuts.


My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

High Voltage Runs Through It

I believe there comes a time in every married woman’s life when she realizes that she seriously overestimated one or more of the attributes that initially drew her to her husband. In some cases, the shortcoming is trivial. In my wife’s case, however, it was difficult for her to even comprehend the concept of my inability as a handyman. She grew up with a father, a brother and a slew of uncles, cousins and other male relatives that simply fix stuff. They can weld, cut, hammer, plumb, rewire, service and otherwise handyman just about anything on the planet. She understood the ability to repair as inherent to all men.

 

Not only do I not possess the ability to repair, I also am inherently devoid of the capacity to diagnose the types of problems that will eventually require the ability to repair. Therefore, to avoid even the possibility of finding myself in a situation that would require either skill, I typically used one or more of the following responses to any trouble:

 

1. “It’s still under warranty, let’s make sure we don’t void the warranty and just get someone out to look at it.”

2. “It’s getting pretty old. Maybe it’s time to just get a new one.”

3. “We’re renting. The landlord can take care of it.”

 

I was feeling quite good about the above approach for the first year of our marriage. My good fortune failed in the second year of our marriage when my in-laws came to visit.

 

We had been having some recurring trouble with the water heater in our rented apartment, but it was always easily resolved using aforementioned excuse number three. However, on this particular occasion, my wife was concerned that her parents would be subjected to a cool-water (the water is never cold in Arizona) shower in the morning if we were unable to do anything about the water heater right away. The conversation went something like this:

 

ME: “It is a water heater. That’s a very complicated piece of high-voltage equipment that also stores water. Water and electricity don’t mix well. Therefore I don’t want to touch it.”

MY WIFE: “There’s probably a breaker switch on the water heater. We probably just need to check that.”

 

Let me interject to say that while the words “breaker switch” were recognizable to me as standard English words, I could not derive any actual meaning from them when used together in that fashion. “Breaker” to me is a word that is most commonly followed by the phrase “one – nine” which I commonly used while driving my CB-radio enabled Camaro in high school, but I was quite sure that I had never before heard the phrase “breaker switch”. I continued:

 

ME: “That may be, but I am quite sure that I don’t know where to find the breaker switch on a water heater. Let’s just call the landlord in the morning.”

MY WIFE: “If we wait, everyone will have to have a cold shower.”

ME: “Cool shower. They’re from Idaho; our cold water will probably strike them as rather warm.”

MY WIFE: “I’ll just go do it.”

 

As any man with any pride at all knows, this last suggestion was the catalyst needed to get me off my rear and force me to action. Fortunately for me (as will be later made obvious), I had already begun the process of getting ready for bed and had removed my contact lenses. I donned my coke-bottle nighttime glasses and mumbled a few words about breaker switches as I headed out to the water heater.

 

There may exist a general-purpose guide to manhood that others received during their formative years, but if it does exist, I had never received it therefore the only tool that I have ever been qualified to use was a screwdriver. This night I was faced with a task for which I was unsure whether a screwdriver would provide all of the necessary functionality.

 

I approached the water heater. From my perspective this device had always been intended to be a black box: unheated water goes in, hot water comes out. Nothing more to know. In reality a water heater is actually a fairly complex device that can be adjusted and maintained. Who knew? Near the bottom of this water heater there was a small panel indicating some sort of heat control and (amazingly) the existence of a breaker switch.

 

The panel itself was covered by a large yellow sticker advertising a warning about the risk of electric shock to anyone considering the possibility of removing said panel for any reason. In direct opposition to the warning was the fact that the panel was attached with nothing more than two screws, justifying the use of my screwdriver and bolstering my confidence that I could possibly be qualified to attempt this repair.

 

I hunched down near the panel and quickly removed the first screw. It came out easily and dropped to the floor. At this point I had not yet suffered electrocution or any other excruciating pain – I felt pretty good about my progress. In fact I began to feel that I would succeed at least in proving to my wife that the fabled breaker switch would not actually fix anything but was simply a diversion used by more technical repairmen to defer making a house call.

 

I thought of it in computer help-desk terms: “Have you rebooted?” The question is, as everyone knows, simply a way for the help-desk operator to get you off the phone because the following statement when you reply, “No I haven’t rebooted yet, I was hoping to be able to save the document that I’ve been writing for the past six hours,” is of course, “Well, you’ll have to reboot. If that doesn’t work, call back.” Click. I was sure that the breaker switch was the water heater equivalent of the computer reboot. I was determined to at least push the button so that when I later called for a repairman I could pre-empt the inevitable question with the much more knowledgeable-sounding statement: “I tried the breaker switch and it’s still not working, so I need you to come out.”

 

I began removing the second screw from the panel when I noticed that I could save myself some time by only removing the screw part way, then simply turning the panel on the screw. This would save me the time of first removing the screw and also the time of then replacing it later. I began to feel like a true handyman.

 

By some unfortunate crossing of a bad water-heater panel design, my own pride and laziness and some inexplicable force of nature, the next few seconds of my life seemed to last as long as the Robert Redford film, A River Runs Through It (which – if you haven’t seen it – lasts about as long as a root canal, but is less enjoyable). I crouched toward the panel and pulled it downward to move it out of the way. My wife stood behind me reassuring me that once the panel was removed we would emerge victorious from this exercise in water heater repair.

 

If you have never opened the panel of a water heater before, you may not know that behind the panel there actually is a breaker reset button and a temperature control knob. In some cases there is also a connection that provides the 220 volts of electricity to the heating elements in the tank. Curiously, the 220-volt-carrying wires are attached to two internal screws whose heads jut out just far enough that if you happen to be wrenching the safety panel around late at night, the panel itself will make contact with both screws simultaneously.

 

If you have never short-circuited 220 volts using a metal water heater panel, you may not know this: the panel explodes. Basically a large chunk of panel metal instantly bursts into white light and heat sufficient for the removal of eyebrows rushes away from the panel. My glasses absorbed the majority of the explosion, but the searing light temporarily blinded me which made my backward leap/run much more entertaining for my wife to witness.

 

I ran to the bathroom to nurse my wounds (which weren’t as bad as I would have liked to have sufficiently proven my point to my wife) while she picked up the mess and closed the door to the water heater.

 

When she finally came to check on me, I was working to maintain a level of rage that would ensure she never again compelled me to such type of action. However, being who I am, constantly considering the humor in any situation, I could hardly feign anger when I considered how funny it must have been to have seen the events from my wife’s perspective. As she entered the room I could see that she was barely able to contain her laughter, though she wanted to appear concerned. We spent the next five minutes laughing hysterically.

 

She has never asked me to fix anything again.

October 28, 2005

Don't Forget: Daylight Wasting Time

As a public service I am kindly reminding all of you in the United States (unless you happen to live in Arizona, Hawaii or parts of Indiana, which if you do, you should read something more interesting) that this weekend begins the long-awaited arrival of Daylight Wasting Time. Daylight Wasting Time is, of course, the opposite of Daylight Saving Time which is the time of the year in which we rejoice in the saving of daylight (a process that is very complicated to explain).

Now, if you have any questions about exactly what this means, please see this article.

What I like best about that article is the overwhelming amount of unrelated information jam-packed into a two-page read that is both enlightening and unnerving at the same time. If you don't have time to read the entire article, here is the short list of questions that can be answered therein:

  • What are the stages of sleep?
  • How can I get a good night's sleep?
  • What is Daylight Saving Time?
  • When exactly does Daylight Saving Time expire this year?
  • What events might I miss or be early for if I forget to fall back?
  • What are the origins of Daylight Saving Time
  • When do timekeepers play softball?
  • If I live in Indiana, are there any forthcoming Daylight Saving Time surprises?
  • If I live in the United States, are there any forthcoming Daylight Saving Time surprises?
  • When we wake up, why do we have crust in our eyes?
  • Why does your breath smell so bad when you wake up?
  • Why do we snore?
  • Why is yawning contagious?

Whew!

What I realize now as I finish this entry is that by blogging about the aforementioned article, I am actually condensing it even further and therefore providing more information in less surface area. And just to prove that you can even pack one more piece of unrelated information into any web site, Mr. Sulu is gay.

Chapter 16

Chapter 16

Wednesday, 09 March 2022 – 8:00 p.m. MST

 

Ramesh and Quinn had been interrupted by the arrival of dinner, but they were both sitting.

“What do you know about this company?” Quinn asked.

Ramesh felt that this was simply a diversion, but humored Quinn. “Not much actually. Brad was never willing to talk about work much and you were so busy. I just read the same news that everyone else read. I remember that most of the news related to how your company was poised to change the landscape of Tempe and Phoenix. You definitely did do that. I know you have networking, telecomm, computing, genomics and biotech companies.”

Quinn smiled. “Yes, yes. Local boy becomes next billionaire business man and transforms sleepy Arizona town.” He chuckled. “Tell me something, Ramesh. You’ve known me for a long time now. Am I really smart enough to have created all of this?”

Ramesh choked as he swallowed a bite of food. His face flushed as he looked up at Quinn, but struggled to find an appropriate answer to the question. Ramesh had long considered Quinn’s success to be more derived from luck than from skill, but he had never considered actually telling Quinn that.

Quinn laughed. “Come on old friend. You’ve spent the last few years writing primarily about business ethics, pointing out that the lack of truthful intercourse in business is the bane of capitalism. I’m not going to be offended, just tell me what you think.”

Ramesh cleared his throat and began, nimbly choosing his wording, “You must understand Quinn. Without knowing much about what is really going on inside a privately-held business ... It’s hard for anyone to truly know.”

Quinn interrupted, “Come on Ram. Just tell me what you really think.”

Ramesh stammered, “It has always been puzzling to me that you were able to create such an enormous business in areas that you have no real formal training. I know you are a computer programmer, but your companies are not really software companies. And so I always believed that you were either amazingly lucky or you were hiding something else ... perhaps politically.”

Quinn looked up at Ramesh. “That’s what most people think. Either I had extremely powerful friends in Washington, or that I’m simply the luckiest man alive.” Quinn stopped. “I do have powerful allies in Washington now, that’s true, but not when I started this.” Quinn sat back in his chair and ran his fingers through his hair. He started to speak then caught himself. He smiled in spite of himself, then looked directly at Ramesh and continued.

“Let me take you back to the beginning of the idea. It will become clear.” Quinn grabbed a bottle of chilled water and sat back comfortably in his chair. Opposite him, the view screens lit. Simultaneously, the ambient light in the room decreased. Quinn spoke. His voice was firm and clear. He was in presentation mode as Valerie called it. He was a very effective speaker when he wanted to be.

“Just after college, I was working for a small networking company called AccuTel Switches, here in Tempe. I was hopeful that the company would go public and that I’d make a lot of money and be able to do something besides programming for the rest of my life. But, something completely unexpected happened.

“One morning while I was preparing to deliver a proposal to the company board, I received a very unusual email message. At first I thought it was spam. You remember the term spam?” Quinn asked, looking at Ramesh. Ramesh nodded.

“It looked almost like a solicitation. It had a bad date. This was back in 1995 and the date of the email was 2004. It looked like a novice spammer had generated a really badly-formed message. Anyway, I looked at it again. I couldn’t explain it at the time, but the message had my signature on it. It was as if the message was actually a response to me from a message I sent in 2004.”

“Anyone could have forged your signature, though?” Ramesh asked.

“I thought about it,” Quinn responded. “And it’s true, I had sent many messages with that signature, but back then I was obsessed with Star Wars. I had created a signature using an Aurabesh font with the letters of my name.”

“Aurabesh?”

“Oh, it’s a font that was used in some of the writing in the films. It’s a real Star Wars geek kind of thing,” Quinn answered. “I couldn’t get it out of my head that this message looked so legitimate. Part of my job at the time was to find ways to increase the quality of service on our networking equipment. I spent days trying to detect and manage dropped packets. It was my life – as sad as that is.”

Quinn’s eyes lit up as he continued. He explained to Ramesh in detail how all computer network traffic is broken into discrete packets and how those packets sometimes get lost in transmission or arrive out of order.

He continued, “As I considered the message over and over, it struck me that perhaps there was a chance that the message had originated in 2004. And somehow it landed in my inbox in 1995.”

“Time traveling email?” Ramesh shook his head as he listened to Quinn.

“Sure, why not? We’re talking about electrons and photons traveling through an enormous interconnected network of computers. Why can’t a single photon or a single electron travel through time? Or a whole bunch in a row?” Quinn continued enthusiastically. “Now I’m not saying that I’m a particle physicist or an expert in quantum mechanics, but it seemed to me that one possible explanation of dropped packets could be that they somehow shifted in time. I built on that theory and integrated some special logic into the firmware of our company’s first commercial switches.

“At first I just sent all out-of-sync packets to a special computer and stored them. It was arduous work, but after sifting through thousands and thousands of packets, I began to see exactly what I was hoping to see. With the trillions of network packets traveling through our global computer infrastructure, occasionally some of those data packets would travel unexpectedly ... through time.”

Ramesh protested, “It’s absurd. I am sure you are playing at something. What is it? This is all nonsense. Have you brought me down for this? If you need me to help you or to help Brad, then you must be honest with me. I cannot fly all the way to Durban to tell Brad that he is in danger because you can somehow see into the future. It’s ridiculous. Maybe you have spent too much time with your Star Trek things.”

“Star Wars...” Quinn said, trailing off.

“What?” Ramesh asked, exasperated.

“I’m sorry. I was just saying that I’m a Star Wars geek, not a Star Trek geek,” Quinn answered, then continued, “But, I really do understand how you must feel. I’ve only told one other person this and she reacted in about the same way.”

“Laura?” Ramesh asked.

“No. Valerie. Laura doesn’t know.”

Quinn struggled with that fact often. He hated keeping secrets from Laura. And he felt a slight level of betrayal any time that he considered he had a closer relationship with Valerie in some ways because of the information they shared. But he was sure that Laura’s knowledge of the truth would put her in danger, though recently he wondered if he could keep her safe at all.

Ramesh stared at Quinn for a moment. He couldn’t seem to even put a sentence together in his mind. He finally managed to pull his thoughts together and asked, “Can you just tell me how you expect me to believe any of this?”

Quinn shrugged, “Can you think of any other explanation how I could have known the winning numbers for six independent lotteries?”

Ramesh shook his head. He truly wanted to find another explanation. He opened his mouth as if he were about to speak, then stopped.

“Just hear me out,” Quinn continued. “Then I’ll have you taken to your suite. You can sleep on it. There’s so much more you need to know and to see. In the morning, I’ll let you take a look at the futurestream and if you want, I’ll show you how it works. But, if you can, assume for the moment that I’m telling you the truth.” Quinn looked for a response in Ramesh’s eyes.

“Futurestream?” Ramesh asked.

“That’s what we decided to call it. Basically it’s a stream of data that gives us a view on the future,” Quinn responded.

“I’ll try to lay aside my doubts for the moment,” Ramesh said skeptically.

“At first it was just me. I spent a lot of personal time sifting through thousands of data packets. After months of data analysis, I finally stumbled on some information I could use.” Quinn pointed at the displays on the opposite wall. The lottery drawings were running again. He smiled.

“No...” Ramesh looked quizzically at Quinn. “You won the lottery?”

“Why is that so hard to believe? You just won six lotteries today. I found future winning lottery numbers spanning nearly a complete year.” Quinn winked. “I picked one and decided to play. I didn’t play all the numbers, just enough to make a few nice investments in stocks that were bound to go up.” Quinn punctuated the last statement with another wink.

Quinn continued to explain how within a few years he had amassed enough wealth to buy the struggling AccuTel Switches. He then leveraged that into an opportunity to distribute more of his technology throughout the United States. With an increased base of networking equipment constantly sending stray packets of information, Quinn was able to quickly expand and grow the company into a significant player in the industry.

“I hired three key people fairly early on. Sireesha is an extraordinary database developer. She basically wrote the book in full-text data searching and near real-time data analysis. I brought her on to develop management software for the data packets that were coming in so quickly that we could no longer manage them. We were losing valuable information simply because we couldn’t process it quickly enough to use it.

“Daniel was hired for his networking skills. When I hired him, he was in some serious legal trouble with a few large Asian banks. The only thing that kept him out of prison was the fact that the government in South Africa was so overwhelmed with local issues. They had no interest in prosecuting a young kid for hacking into networks in other countries. I needed to find someone like Daniel – great with network software, able to cover his tracks – to expand the firmware in the next generation of our switches.”

Ramesh recognized an almost remorseful look in Quinn as he talked about Daniel. Based on what had occurred recently, Ramesh understood the look.

“I hired Brad as chief financial officer,” Quinn continued. “I needed someone that I could really trust to manage the finances and the business. Brad was never comfortable with the business, but he adapted. He never broke confidence, and that really wore him out emotionally. He is just too ethical a person to have been involved. I never should have brought him in.” Quinn stopped.

“We deployed an amazingly successful product in the second generation. And when we did, we received so much out-of-sync data that it changed everything ... literally.”

“How is it possible that no one else has noticed this phenomenon?” Ramesh asked. “If there is so much data, it seems unlikely that you are the only one who would have seen it.” He struggled to find any reason to invalidate what he was hearing.

“I don’t know for sure that no one else has seen it. My best guess is that no one else is crazy enough to consider it. There are many other reasons for dropped packets in a network that are more logical. I suspect nobody else thought of the time-traveling-network-packet theory.” Quinn smiled again. He knew how hard it was to accept this. He knew how crazy it sounded, but he had been living with it for over two decades. It was as much a part of his reality as his wife, his marriage and his family.

“But you keep saying that you receive thousands of these packets. How could that volume go unnoticed,” Ramesh questioned. He had leaned forward in his chair. His head was in his hands and he was speaking to the floor. He considered briefly the possibility that he was dreaming, but no matter what he did, he was still having the most unusual conversation of his life.

“Actually, we process millions of time-displaced packets now. Our network has grown to cover most of the world,” Quinn answered.

“Millions? Okay, but my question remains, how can so much information go unnoticed by anyone else?” Ramesh grew frustrated. It seemed that every time he asked a question he received an answer that increased his disbelief.

“The main thing to remember,” Quinn started, “is the huge amount of information being sent over the network. Our estimate is that only about one in one billion packets are time-displaced. So in one sense, it’s a negligible phenomenon. But when you consider the number of packets that have ever traveled over the network, it’s a huge amount. And you have to remember that the information network today is the same as the old Arpanet and then the Internet and today’s global network together. It’s all the same. And as hard as it is to imagine, we consider all network traffic from all time – back to the beginning and forward into the future – as one enormous volume. It doesn’t matter when a packet originates, it may appear in our timeframe at any instant.”

Ramesh sat quietly. He hadn’t looked up for some time.

Quinn continued, “Imagine every piece of mail and every parcel ever sent or that ever will be sent. Imagine the vastness of the information contained in those letters. Now imagine being able to go in and read excerpts of that information from any time in history. That’s what we have to work with. Every email, every instant message, every web page, every electronic file transfer. Everything ever distributed on the network at any point in time. We get a small snapshot of it all. It’s unimaginable.”

Ramesh looked up. He had no words. His head was spinning. In some way, the idea that Quinn proposed seemed almost possible. He shook his head. He was exhausted – both physically and mentally. “I need some time to think about this,” he whispered.

“I understand. That’s all for tonight anyway. There is so much more to discuss, but it’s late and I need to know if you’re ready to accept this completely before you go to Durban. Because if you go, you’ll have to be in completely. You’ll have to trust the information you’ll have, or it will be a wasted effort.”

Quinn stood. The lights in the room brightened and all of the displays went blank. “I’ll have you driven to your suite.”

 

October 27, 2005

Save $20 Next Week!

A few of my readers* have been sending me comments like:


"I love your blog, but what does it do for me? Where is the value?"

For most of these people I point out that I blog for many of the same reasons as Scott Adams does (mentioned in The Dilbert Newsletter, Issue 61). If you can't find my reasons for blogging there, you probably shouldn't be reading that newsletter anyway.

However, in my never-ending pursuit for self improvement, I am providing with this entry a sure-fire way to save about $20 next week! Just think what you might buy with the savings:

There may be other things you can do with $20, but I'm not sure what they would be.

In any case, you're wondering how you're going to save said $20. Simple. Don't purchase Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith on DVD (coming November 1). I realize that sounds easy, but next week media hype is going to reach a frenzied level only matched by such other DVD releases as Alf - Season Two and The Scent of Green Papaya. When such marketing hype exists, it may be nearly impossible to resist the urge to purchase, but you will be happier if you stay strong.

Perhaps you are hoping that the DVD version of ROTS (that's Star Wars geek for "Revenge of the Sith") will either contain some really interesting extras or at least a better version of the movie. You are likely out of luck. While I can't speak for certain about the latter, I do believe that the Yoda Dance clip (see here) proves that the former hope will result in disappointment.

You're welcome!



*By "a few" I mean "none", but it makes the post a little more interesting to start that way.

October 26, 2005

Chapter 15

Chapter 15

Wednesday, 09 March 2022 – 7:10 p.m. MST

 

In a corner office on the eighth floor of the Q-Morrow central building, Bryan Skaggs sat, transfixed with something on one of his many computer monitors. Bryan was the head of corporate network management and security. His office was disheveled, completely crammed with reference books, trade magazines and general paper junk. Empty fast food bags were strewn about. On the table against the window, Bryan had a five-year-old assembly of empty aluminum cans. He had originally planned to build a replica of Saruman’s tower from Lord of the Rings with the discarded aluminum, but he lost interest.

Bryan turned thirty-one years old last month. He had been working at Q-Morrow for nearly fifteen years and was the self-proclaimed master of all things network related. Most of the employees at Q-Morrow detested him. He was arrogant, condescending and generally unfriendly. Women tended to dislike him more than men, though, since he tended to be flirtatious around the office despite his bad personal habits. He had a tendency to wear the same clothes day after day – mostly out of laziness, partially because he spent many nights a week on the couch in his office. His hair was thin, long and stringy. It was unwashed and unkempt. But Bryan truly was great at his primary job, and that kept him employed.

Bryan leaned forward in his chair. He had recently requisitioned a new ergonomically correct chair to reduce his lower back pain. The staff in human resources joked amongst themselves that a better cure for the back pain would be to simply lose three hundred pounds, but Bryan had nearly carte blanche purchasing power in his department. No one questioned him.

On the screen directly ahead of him, Bryan had several recorded feeds displaying security camera video. In the late hours of the day, after most of the employees had left, he tended to spend an hour or two going through daily security recordings. He liked to find any clips of Valerie and copy them into a growing library of voyeuristic videos he kept. Today he found clips of Valerie walking through various parts of the company. He particularly enjoyed any clips that included Valerie’s legs. Today was a good day.

As Bryan copied the video clips to his personal library, a message flashed on a secondary view. It had been some time since he had been contacted by this particular client. Bryan had developed a nice side business selling proprietary Q-Morrow information. As network manager, he was able to locate just about any information he needed and easily cover his tracks. He had not been caught and was sure that nobody inside the company was even aware of most of the information he had passed along.

Bryan opened the new message. He knew that it would pay well. He read the message. It was an unusual request, but simple, and it did pay well. Bryan verified that had already been credited his normal fifty percent up-front fee, then he responded to the message.

This is a very good day. Three hours of Val’s legs and five figures in the bank, he chuckled to himself.

 

October 24, 2005

Chapter 14

Chapter 14

Wednesday, 09 March 2022 – 5:45 p.m. MST

 

Quinn sat in his favorite leather chair in his collection room as he waited for Valerie and Ramesh to return. Laura always told him that the chair was worn out and looked terrible. She said that it had to go. Quinn argued that it was a classic, a point that he always punctuated with a smile. It was a comfortable chair – old, faded and torn in places, but comfortable.

He spent as much of his free time as possible in his collection room. He had always been an avid fan of Star Wars and he had amassed a huge collection of action figures, accessories and other memorabilia related to the movies. When he had time, he would meticulously re-create sequences from the movies into large dioramas. He was currently working on a reconstruction of the stadium scene surrounding the pod races. It was the most aggressive project he had undertaken since an accurate recreation would require hundreds of extra figures to populate the stadium, but it kept his mind busy and he loved the distraction.

As he sat in his chair carefully painting details onto one of the model pods, Ramesh and Valerie knocked and then entered. Quinn stood quickly. He still occasionally felt a tinge of embarrassment when someone new was introduced to his hobby.

“Working hard?” Valerie chided.

Quinn smiled and simply left the room. He could see the look of astonishment in Ramesh, but decided to leave it. He flicked off the light in the room and pulled the door shut.

They returned to the conference room and Quinn sat at the table. Directly in front of them, the wall was divided into several viewscreens. One showed an early-morning interview with Sireesha Naidu. Three other segments of the display showed news stories about the recent deaths of children who had died under inexplicable circumstances. The three children apparently had nothing in common with each other, but had died at nearly the exact same time on the same day.

“Ramesh told me some interesting things about you during our tour,” Valerie said as she winked at Ramesh.

“I’m sure he did,” responded Quinn. “But, I’ll make sure that he gets a little dirt about you, to even the score.” He then motioned to Ramesh to have a seat.

“You know I’m squeaky clean, Quinn,” Valerie said as she crossed the room toward the door. She cast a sidelong glance at him as she passed and smiled. “If you don’t need me this evening, I’m just going to finish a few things and go home.”

“Thanks for all your help today, Val,” Quinn answered. He was always sincere about how much he relied on Valerie. “If you don’t mind, have something sent up here for dinner on your way out. We’re going to be here for a while, I think.”

“Sure thing.” Valerie gathered some folders and a few notes then left. “Good night, you two. Don’t work too hard,” she called back as she left the room.

There was a brief period of silence as the two men settled into the office after Valerie left. Ramesh knew that he should be feeling tired from such a full day, but his time with Valerie had actually left him more energized. He took a seat next to Quinn. He glanced up to the viewscreens opposite him and saw Sireesha in front of her main office building. He said something in Hindi under his breath.

“As you said. She is still alive?” Ramesh asked.

“Yes. She’s claiming that there is still an investigation into the explosion. But as far as I can tell, she’s using this as an opportunity to push her business agenda.” Quinn didn’t look at Ramesh as he spoke. He stared at the screens.

“What is her agenda?” Ramesh asked.

“In a nutshell, she’s trying to destroy my companies. But it’s a lot more complicated than that.” Quinn continued starting at the screens. “Since she and the others left here, her presence in India and in all of Asia has grown to a point of near dominance. Her companies are almost a mirror of mine. She has genomics, biotechnologies, computer, networking and telecommunications companies just as I do. And in Asia, she dominates the market. Now, she’s taking on the world.”

“Free enterprise. Capitalism. It’s inevitable that your companies will be subject to the same economic laws as all others before yours,” Ramesh stated bluntly.

“Yes. And if you want to know the truth, my time in this realm has really come and gone. I’m getting old and I’m starting to see that there may be a little more to life than this. But Sireesha has recently begun using stronger tactics. I’m not sure where she’s going, but she’s no longer playing by the rules,” Quinn replied.

The displays all froze. Each display paused as Quinn finished his thought.

“How do you mean?” Ramesh asked, noting a seriousness in Quinn that was uncharacteristic. While Ramesh knew Quinn to be driven and strong, he was never fully serious about himself or his life. In fact, most of the people closest to Quinn always wondered how he managed to create such a powerful global company when he could barely seem to prioritize his personal life.

Quinn turned and looked at Ramesh for the first time in the conversation. At the same time, the display screens rearranged so that the news stories of the three children became the prominent displays, each taking one-third of the full display space. “Do you recognize any of those kids?” he asked, pointing at the displays.

Ramesh turned and looked. He thought that he had seen a picture of the older boy on television or in a newspaper at the airport earlier, but he had not remembered any details. “No, the older boy looks somewhat familiar, but I am not certain.”

“His name is Thomas O’Grady. He is the youngest son of Senator O’Grady of Kansas. He died yesterday of unknown causes at a ski resort in Idaho. He was nineteen years old. The girl is April Ison. Her family lives in northern Virginia. Her father is the director of the National Institute of Health in Bethesda. She was eleven. The other boy is Ryland Ortega. He lived with his mother in Conway, Arkansas. He was an ice hockey player. He was thirteen.” The screens faded to black. “They all died yesterday at the same time of day.”

“Of what?” questioned Ramesh.

“Unknown. I am trying to pull some strings to get one of our forensic experts and researchers access to the bodies, but at this time very little is known.” Quinn focused on Ramesh. “Sireesha had them killed.”

Ramesh felt his heart sink and a pit open inside his stomach. He had known Sireesha. It struck him as impossible that she could have committed murder. “How can you know? What evidence is there? You said yourself that the cause of death is unknown.” Ramesh stumbled to get the words out. His thoughts were racing ahead of his words.

“It is a message to me personally. A message that only four other people on this planet could have sent to me and I can rule out two of those people. The only two people that could have sent this message and who would do it are Sireesha Naidu and Daniel Van Der Merwe. And since they’re still working together, I have no doubt that it was them.” Quinn stopped to let the words sink in. He could see that Ramesh was spinning inside.

“You ... I do not understand,” Ramesh stammered. “How is this a message to you? What is the message?”

“Ramesh,” Quinn started. The gravity in Quinn’s voice was reflected in his eyes as he continued. “This is why I have called you here – to explain this and to ask for your help. But, I want to try to give you a perspective of the seriousness of what’s happening. Three kids are dead. They’re kids, Ramesh. And Sireesha had them killed to send me a message. There are going to be more deaths. People close to us. If we don’t do anything more people will die. But if you get involved, you are putting yourself at risk. I need you to understand that.”

Ramesh sat forward in his chair and rested his head in his palms. He whispered something in Hindi. He rubbed his hands together and looked up at Quinn. There was genuine concern in his eyes. “Quinn, what have you done that has brought this upon you?”

Quinn looked back. He pursed his lips and exhaled. He answered, “I’ll tell you everything. And there will be some very upsetting things. I’m finished with the deceit and the marginal ethics and the fear. But I am not going to force you to be involved in this. It has to be your choice, because once this begins, it cannot be undone. You will be involved and you will not be able to get out.”

Ramesh stood. He paced around the large conference desk, considering his response. “Quinn, I am a writer. I write for trade journals and magazines and I write columns for newspapers. I write articles on ethics and on technology. I am not a high-power businessman or an adventurer. I sit alone on my stoop and write.”

“I know. That’s part of what makes you qualified to help. I can’t explain what that means unless you’re committed.” Quinn’s heart raced inside, but he tried to maintain his calm. He feared involving Ramesh for Ramesh’s safety, but he feared not involving Ramesh even more.

“Can you give me any idea of what you would need me to do, without going into detail?” Ramesh asked.

“That’s fair. Yes, I have reason to believe that Brad is in danger. The first thing I need is for you to go to Durban and warn him,” Quinn answered.

“Brad Harris?” Ramesh asked. Brad Harris was one of the four initial founders of Q-Morrow. Brad was the financial guru of the group. Ramesh and Brad had established a deep friendship in the years that they both lived in the Phoenix area. Brad left with Sireesha and Daniel to form the businesses that eventually became the Naidu companies in India.

“Yes,” Quinn answered. “Last I heard, Brad was living in Durban and had married an Indian woman. He took himself off the grid. I haven’t been able to track him down because he has become so disconnected and reclusive. He doesn’t want to be found and I think he is in danger. I think Sireesha and Daniel will be trying to find him.” Quinn’s voice trailed off as if he were going to continue, but he did not.

“Why me? Can you tell me that?” Ramesh asked. He seemed to be more interested, but he was certainly not sold.

“Several reasons. First, you know Brad. You would recognize him – and he trusts you. Second, you’re not connected with me. Nobody would even look twice at you traveling to South Africa and back. If I or if Valerie were to go it would be a media circus and if I were to send someone from the company, it might alert Sireesha.” Quinn paused. He looked at Ramesh, trying to discern any indication of a response.

Ramesh mulled it over in his mind. He had not been outside of Fort Collins much in the past few years. He hadn’t even left the sanctuary of his home for more than trips to the grocery and other shops. To fly to Durban, his childhood home, seemed daunting, and there were the nightmares of his past in Durban. He thought of Brad. They had been like brothers for a time.

“Okay,” Ramesh said tentatively. “For Brad, I will go.”

Quinn felt a rush of relief and of adrenaline at the same time. He had hoped that Ramesh would go, but it meant that he would now have to introduce Ramesh to the truth – and he wasn’t sure how Ramesh would take it.

“Thank you.” Quinn straightened in his chair. “You’re going to want to sit down now.” He breathed deeply then turned to Ramesh.

“Do you have the list of numbers that I sent you?” Quinn asked. Ramesh fumbled through his pockets and then withdrew the list. “Okay, when did you receive the list?”

Ramesh looked quizzically at Quinn and answered, “This morning.”

“Specifically, what time was it?” Quinn asked again.

“I would say about six a.m., though I am not certain,” Ramesh answered.

“And what time would that have been in London?” Quinn continued.

“I believe that is one p.m. Greenwich,” Ramesh answered. The expression of puzzlement grew in his eyes at the line of questions.

“Yes. And do you know what time the major lotteries are played around the world?”

“I believe that the numbers are drawn in the early evening for the national American lotteries, but I know nothing of the International lotteries,” Ramesh responded.

“Well,” Quinn began, “just so you know, there are several lotteries that are drawn each Wednesday and Saturday, including the British lottery and many of the national lotteries here. Typically the draw time is between five p.m. and seven p.m.”

Quinn spoke knowledgably and quickly as he explained. “Now, it’s almost six p.m., so on the East coast most of the regional lotteries have already played.” The viewscreens opposite the two men lit up again. There were six displays, each showing a lottery drawing. One was the British lottery and five others were regional lotteries on the East coast. “These, of course, are not live, but they are the actual drawings that occurred today. We can confirm that fact later if you like.”

Quinn’s mood seemed to have lightened. Ramesh noticed that Quinn was speaking quickly and he had a glint of deep excitement in his eyes. Ramesh was surprised that Quinn was interested in the lotteries. Quinn’s wealth significantly surpassed the value of any lottery. In fact, Quinn’s wealth easily surpassed the sum total of all winnings of all lotteries currently in play.

Ramesh watched as the numbers fell in each lottery drawing. When all six were played, he looked back at the numbers on the page he had received from Quinn earlier in the day. He looked up at the screens again. His eyes widened and he looked at Quinn with utter astonishment.

“This is impossible,” he whispered. He looked at the paper again and then at the screens. He was holding the winning numbers for six lotteries. His hands trembled at the significance of the paper.

“Not impossible, but extremely improbable,” Quinn gleamed. “I think the odds of winning just the UK lottery are about one in thirteen million. What do you think the odds of winning six lotteries at the same time are?”

“Winning one lottery has no impact on winning or losing any other lottery. They are independent events,” Ramesh answered, “So if there is a one in thirteen million chance of winning one, then the chance of winning all six is one in thirteen million to the sixth ... impossible.”

“Not impossible, but extremely improbable,” Quinn reiterated. He chuckled to see the astonishment in Ramesh. “So, Ram, you’re a scientist. Postulate. Theorize. Tell me how you think I did it.”

Ramesh stood again. He always thought more clearly on his feet. He had developed a habit of pacing on his stoop in Fort Collins. It had become such a part of his life that he had worn through the exterior carpet originally installed on the stoop. He rubbed his hands together and considered the question.

“There are two options that come to mind. Each is as unlikely as actually winning the lotteries,” Ramesh said, turning to face Quinn.

“And those two options are?” Quinn asked.

“First, I think you may have rigged the drawings. But that is unlikely because there would be no benefit to you and it would put you at legal risk.” Ramesh stopped and looked at Quinn. Quinn nodded and winked. Ramesh continued, “The other option is nonsense, but I cannot think of anything else.”

Quinn grinned. “Go ahead. I’ve heard a lot of nonsense.”

“The other option I considered is simply an option, not that there is any justification or sense in it.” Ramesh paused as if considering whether he would actually say what he was thinking. “Perhaps I have read too much fiction.” He paused again, and then turned away from Quinn to hide his embarrassment. “The other option is that you traveled in time.”

Quinn simply raised an eyebrow and smiled. “Interesting theory,” he said. “But, not the case. I didn’t travel into the future, but you’re going in the right direction.”

 

October 21, 2005

Grape Nuts of Wrath

According to Google, there are in the neighborhood of 165,000 web pages and documents referring to Grape Nuts™, the satisfyingly crunchy wheat and barley breakfast cereal (available at Amazon.com). Grape Nuts web information ranges from the history of the product to recipes for health bars and the famous Grape Nuts pudding. Mmmmm.

 

Surprisingly however, there seems to be neither a single web page nor even a paragraph describing Grape Nuts consumption safety. This point I hope to rectify while additionally providing a brief warning about the potential side effects of rapid Grape Nuts consumption.

 

First, I must point out that I am merely an observer and not a direct participant in the following incident. Some fine details may be lacking, but the fundamentals of the narrative are accurate. Additionally I must point out that I love Grape Nuts and hope that this incident does not dissuade anyone from trying it.

 

In high school, it was the tradition of my brothers and I to remain in bed until the last possible moment while still allowing sufficient time for showering, dressing (see this story for a description of my wardrobe at the time) and breakfasting. Breakfast itself was normally an overflowing bowl of cereal with milk.

 

Many cereals are perfectly suited for rapid mass consumption because of their properties. Consider any puffed wheat or corn cereal. Because these cereals have been artificially puffed using the well-known process developed by Dr. Alexander P. Anderson of New York City in 1902, the cereal is already inflated beyond its natural size and tends to collapse in any liquid.

 

Grape Nuts, however, is created using what I assume to be a highly secretive process that condenses massive amounts of food matter into tiny tasty nuggets. The only known side effect of the process is that the nuggets expand exponentially when submersed in liquids. Once that effect is properly understood, the consumer can judge the proper amount of Grape Nuts required to fill oneself. For the novice cereal consumer, apply the following general rule of thumb: one heaping tablespoon of Grape Nuts combined with one cup of milk can expand to fill a normal-sized breakfast bowl to the brim (this may be a slight exaggeration, but I suggest starting small and working up).

 

It is also recommended that one consume Grape Nuts only after allowing them to absorb some milk (or your liquid of preference). Some recommendations are to allow soaking for fifteen minutes. I prefer five, but then recommend eating slowly.

 

For those inclined to ignore this warning, please continue reading the following incident and consider carefully any variance from the aforementioned suggestions.

 

My brother, Ryan, had become rushed in his efforts to ensure that he would arrive at the morning bus stop and hurriedly passed through the kitchen for his morning cereal. In his haste, he over-estimated the amount of Grape Nuts he would need and proceeded to eat them without the adequate soaking time. In less than a few minutes he had consumed a brimming bowl of unsoaked Grape Nuts with milk and then quickly made his way to the bus.

 

Being about fifteen years old and striving to solidify a tough-guy image, he took a seat at the back of the bus and settled into a menacing stare for the duration of the ride to school. His presence kept anyone from considering sitting beside him for nearly the entire route, but near the end there were no remaining seats save the one adjacent to him. The unfortunate boy that was forced to take that seat was no more than seven or eight years old. He was timid and shy, but as he had been left with no other options, he sat meekly next to Ryan and quietly pretended to be invisible. Ryan’s visage had turned from a distanced menace to an agonized grimace due to the rapid expansion of Grape Nuts in his stomach, but to a young boy both were equally unpleasant.

 

Ryan is not now and never actually has been an unpleasant person. He recognized how uncomfortable his new seat-mate was at the time and decided to offer a welcome in the traditional method of all teenage boys: a large burp. To a teenage boy, a large rousing burp signifies many things: “thank you for the fine meal”, “I appreciate your hospitality”, and in this case, “welcome to the brotherhood of man, please make yourself comfortable”.

 

In an unfortunate collision of bad timing, over-eagerness to express welcome and the final expansion of Grape Nuts, when Ryan opened his mouth to force out his gastronomical welcome he was surprised to find that not only did gas escape his mouth but also came approximately seventy-five percent of his rushed breakfast.

 

Not understanding that the intent of the message was a sincere welcome, the young boy, startled, wept as he made his way to another seat on the bus where he could find acceptance. Ryan, also startled, unable to find adequate vocabulary to express his own confusion simply returned to his posture of a disinterested teen.

It Really Is That Easy!

As I am constantly in a mindset of self improvement, I regularly evaluate my skills to see where I am lacking. Often I realize that there are many things that I could be doing if only I had a simple, bulleted list of steps that would lead me through the process of acquiring those new skills. Fortunately there is eHow and their wiki site, wikiHow.

Recently I found this gem: How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle which is not only an enlightening guide on how to acquire the skill but also a motivational piece that excites one to consider professional rap battling as a career.

But this is not all! Thanks to the power of the Internet there is finally a forum to manage the vastness of human knowledge and individual experience. Consider the following:

I think what excites me the most is that I can choose to acquire a new skill that ranges in complexity from something as simple as watching a sport to something as complex as reorganizing a company. That way, if I'm having a rough day and just need a pick-me-up new skill, I can lean toward the simpler things. When I'm feeling aggressive, I can pick something a little more challenging.

I'd love to hear your success stories!

Chapter 13

Chapter 13

Wednesday, 10 March 2022 – 6:00 a.m. IST

 

In the dim light of the pre-dawn hours in Bangalore, a small group of reporters gathered around the main entrance of the Naidu BioGenics building hoping to catch some senior officers to discuss the overnight events. Just moments after six a.m., the main doors opened and Sireesha Naidu stepped out to meet the crowd. Instantly there was a buzz of excitement.

Sireesha spoke to the group with a serious tone, “As you can see, the reports of my death are inaccurate, however we are still deeply concerned about the explosion that occurred and wish to send our condolences to the families of all those who have passed.”

The nearest reporter, a young Indian woman stepped forward and pressed, “Miss Naidu, the DNA test identified you as one of the dead. How do you explain that?”

Sireesha stepped up, ensuring that she could be heard and seen by all. Many of the reporting crews had been caught off guard and were still struggling to pull their gear together and position themselves. Sireesha waited a moment for the chaos to subside, then began.

“As I have been explaining for months now, all of the DNA identification techniques developed at Q-Gen are fundamentally flawed,” she answered. She paused to ensure that her statement was clearly received before continuing.

“As many of you know, I am a former employee of Q-Morrow Technologies and helped to spin off the Q-Gen company that has formerly been the leader in biotechnology research and development. However, their dominance is drawing to an end. As a company they have become too large and too encumbered by political worries to maintain their leadership.”

A second reporter spoke up, “Miss Naidu, if the Q-Gen DNA tests failed on the body that was reportedly yours, how can we be certain about the identities of any of the bodies found after the explosion?”

Sireesha could not have asked for a better segue. She had learned to respect the press. Whether good or bad, the press had certainly influenced the growth of her company.

She continued, “All of the bodies will be retested using the latest DNA identification technologies that we have developed here at Naidu BioGenics. We will use the technology that we developed here in India and show the world that India is no longer an outsourcing country. India is now a leader in technical and biotechnical research and development.”

Sireesha paused. Several cameras flashed. She turned slightly to face another group of reporters. She continued, “As we enter this post-American era, it is clear that all of Asia is poised to become the new New World. We at the Naidu companies expect to ensure that India will lead Asia to this end.”

The best part of speaking to the Indian press in Sireesha’s opinion was that the press was always looking to provide evidence of India’s emergence as a dominant world power. Most of India’s population was exhausted from the western perspective of India as a fundamentally backward and third-world country. Sireesha was sure that she never fully answered the question she had been asked, but it made no difference. She had given the press a story – American technology had failed and Indian technology was about to succeed.

She waved to the press as she turned. Some additional questions were volleyed from the group, but she made it clear that the press conference had ended.

 

October 20, 2005

Sour Revenge

It has recently come to my attention that children obtain most of their social cues and even some of their learning by observing their parents. For some reason I was either not given that information or I failed to grant it enough priority to remember it until my daughter provided me with an experience that forced me to re-evaluate my example.

 

As any good parent, I strive to ensure that my children are provided with a broad base of experience and opportunity. I always encourage them to meet new people (which, if you know my daughter, is not really a problem), to be involved in new activities and to try new foods – which, coincidentally is the beginning of this learning experience.

 

At about age four, my daughter was interested in trying any new food. I rectified that problem one evening by acquiescing to her request to try the hot mustard I enjoy with egg rolls. What I failed to recognize while recovering from a fit of laughter at her reaction was that she learned not one, but two important lessons from that experience. First, she obviously learned to get a second opinion about any food before tasting it. Second (and this is what I failed to recognize), she learned that it is funny to watch people eat something that they don’t like.

 

Fast forward about one year. We had spent most of the evening out running errands and considering that we live in Phoenix, we were hot and tired when we finished. I was sitting in the back seat of the car with my daughter and mentioned that I was very thirsty, but it was late and I didn’t want to stop just for a drink.

 

I have to divert for a moment to comment on the amazing computational power of the human mind. In the split second between when I mentioned being thirsty and when my daughter next spoke, her brain performed a million very complex calculations. She instantly recognized the plastic cup in the rear cup holder and knew that it contained something to drink. She was also able to instantly recall exactly what was in the cup, how long it had been there and most importantly the axiom that I had given her: it is funny to watch people eat something that they don’t like.

 

Her comment was: “Daddy, there’s some water in the cup right there.”

 

Allow me to divert again for a moment to point out some interesting facts. According to the Wikipedia:

When raw milk is left standing for a while, it turns sour. This is the result of fermentation: lactic acid bacteria turning the milk sugar into lactic acid. ... Pasteurized cow's milk, on the other hand, spoils in a way that makes it unsuitable for consumption, causing it to assume an unpleasant odor and pose a high danger of food poisoning if ingested. The naturally-occurring lactic acid bacteria in raw milk, under suitable conditions, quickly produce large amounts of lactic acid. The ensuing acidity in turn prevents other germs from growing, or slows their growth significantly. Through pasteurization, however, these lactic acid bacteria are mostly destroyed, which means that other germs can grow unfettered and thus cause decomposition. In order to prevent spoilage, milk can be kept refrigerated and stored between 1 and 4 degrees Celsius.

In Phoenix it is reported that the interior of a car can rise to as high as 200 degrees Fahrenheit which is about 93 degrees Celsius – which is more than 1 to 4 degrees.

 

The semi-solid milk by-product in the cup that my daughter offered me slid surprisingly easily up through the straw and into my mouth and in approximately as much time as it took my daughter to concoct her plan, my brain evaluated the fact that I had not, in fact, consumed a straw-full of water and immediately put my body into an accelerated fight or flight mode.

 

Child locks on windows always seem like such a great idea until you find yourself trapped in the back seat of a moving vehicle with a mouthful of congealed sour milk. Surprisingly my wife found it difficult to interpret my flailing and closed-mouth pleas for help and therefore offered no real assistance in the excruciatingly long moments before I was finally able to throw open the rear door and spew out the bacterial experiment from my mouth.

 

After regaining my composure I turned to my daughter with a very serious what-in-the-world-would-compel-you-to-do-that look. She simply smiled and asked, “Was that funny dad?”

 

 

Chapter 12

Chapter 12

Wednesday, 09 March 2022 – 2:40 p.m. MST

 

Quinn and Ramesh returned to the Q-Morrow top floor suite just after two-thirty. As they exited the elevator, Valerie met them with a smile.

“I hope you had a nice lunch,” she said then continued, “Quinn, Laura just called. She’s meeting with the governor at three and hoped you could be there. She said it’s mainly a PR thing. She said it would be a good time to show your support.”

Quinn had promised Laura that not only would he support her candidacy, but that he would be involved and engaged in her campaign. He did support Laura and he had made a decision to make her political career at least equally as important as his business. She had supported him through twenty years of work; it was his turn to support her.

“I can show Mr. Kapoor around while you’re gone. It shouldn’t be more than an hour, I suspect,” Val added.

“Please. Valerie, you can call me Ramesh.”

“I can show Ramesh around while you’re gone,” she repeated with emphasis on Ramesh.

“That would be perfect. Ram, I’m sorry I need to run, but this is for Laura,” Quinn said as he turned back to the elevators. “I’ll be quick. Val, you be nice to Ramesh.” He winked as the doors closed.

“Shall we?” Valerie asked as she stepped into the second elevator. “There’s so much to see.”

“Yes, please.”

Ramesh stood just slightly behind her. She was turned away temporarily. He looked at her. She was about five feet eight inches tall. She had the skin and muscle tone of a twenty-one year old. Her dark brown hair had a slight wave and touched her shoulders in the back. She was petite, but not thin and she had a perfect figure. She wore little jewelry, but Ramesh noticed that she did wear a wedding band. He smiled.

“How much do you know about Q-Morrow?” Valerie asked.

“Actually not much more than I have read in the news and trade journals,” he replied. “I was living here in Phoenix when Quinn started this. I was at the open house for this building also, but Quinn and I were both very busy at that time. I truly do not know much about how this all began,” he said.

The elevator arrived and they stepped inside.

“I think you’ll find this very interesting, then.” Valerie pressed the button for the eleventh floor. “You have a history in biotechnology, right?”

“Yes. I was at one time on the executive management team for the International Genomics Consortium in Phoenix. I studied both biochemistry and computer science at university,” he answered, catching himself before continuing. He had a tendency to dominate conversations regarding his technical expertise and didn’t want to bore Valerie. He preferred to let her speak. The sound of her voice seemed to lift him each time she spoke.

“I think you’ll love the research and development we’re doing on the eleventh floor then. It’s right up your alley,” she said with a wink.

They arrived at the eleventh floor and began their tour. Ramesh hung on every word that Valerie uttered. He could not believe the exciting things he was seeing. He was amazed. At every floor, in every office, the research and development was dizzying. Ramesh knew that he was not entirely current with the state of the art, but he felt that what he was seeing was much further ahead than was known in the industry. He guessed that some of the research was even five to ten years ahead of the most aggressive estimates.

Valerie led Ramesh on a whirlwind tour of the complex. They visited two other buildings on the Q-Morrow campus and met dozens of people. Ramesh entirely lost track of time, but was sure that more than an hour had passed.

“So, what do you think?” Valerie asked as they finished their tour and headed back to the main Q-Morrow tower.

“This is all fantastic. I have never seen anything so advanced,” he said as he walked quickly beside her into the large atrium of the main building.

“I hope you don’t mind that we took a little more time than planned. Quinn has only just returned from his meeting,” she said as she led the way to the elevators.

She moved quickly, but did not rush. She was so confident. She seemed to know everything about the company and she was well organized. She conversed pleasantly with the staff, but she always maintained a professional relationship. They respected her and she them.

She reminded Ramesh of his wife, Padumi. She had been so confident, so strong. He missed her. “No, not at all. It has been very pleasant,” Ramesh returned. He was a bit disappointed that the tour was over. He glanced at his watch. It was just after five thirty. Three hours had passed in a blink.

 

Eventually It All Comes Back to Star Trek

There are some who may argue that my obsession with Star Trek is unhealthy, but those people obviously don't understand tribbles, the horta or any aspect of a dilithium matrix -- which, if they did, would explain nearly everything.

Today's big news is transparent aluminum. Now of course it's not called transparent aluminum according to the article, but everyone who knows anything about Star Trek knows that it's the same thing.

So the challenge questions for the day are:

  1. Which Star Trek movie discusses transparent aluminum?
  2. Why does the Enterprise crew need the transparent aluminum?
The person providing the best answers to the above questions will have the distinct honor of being celebrated on this blog!

October 19, 2005

Prognosticating the Future of High Definition DVD

According to Forrester Research, the Blu-Ray format is going to beat out the HD DVD format for the next generation of high-density media (see article). However, the article does point out that the average consumer will not be confident enough about the winner to actually buy a new format DVD player for another two years.

For those of you not familiar with the background of the story, you need to start preparing to buy all of your favorite movies again because there will soon be a high-definition format of DVDs that will take advantage of the resolution of your HD TV. This is great news for movie buffs (who have spare cash), but the problem is that there are two competing standards emerging that are not compatible with each other (think VHS vs. Betamax). These two standards are HD DVD and Blu-Ray.

Now I can't argue with Forrester, but I'm glad I'm not the one who is declaring victory for a format that hasn't even hit the market yet. If there's anything that can be predicted is the unpredictability of the American consumer. We don't necessarily buy the best technology (again, VHS vs. Beta) or the cheapest (iPod vs. myriad of MP3 players) and we rarely do what the experts say we're going to do.

Let's revisit this again in a year when one format has actually one. Hopefully I don't get too excited about the new format and buy the wrong one the first time I see it at Best Buy.

PS: I hope that by the time I can get high-def DVD that I can also get a copy of The Agency Delta movie in the new format!

Chapter 11

Chapter 11

Wednesday, 09 March 2022 – 10:30 p.m. SAST

 

Daniel had hoped to arrive at the DF Malan Airport early enough to catch a connection to Durban, but there were no flights leaving until morning. With virtually unlimited funds at his disposal, he considered chartering a personal flight, but decided that he had plenty of time. He loathed charter jets. Instead he hired a limousine and sought out the night life in Cape Town.

He enjoyed his current life and lifestyle. He had grown up poor in Pietermaritzburg, a medium-sized city north of Durban. His mother died of multiple sclerosis just after the end of apartheid in the early 1990s. He stayed with his father until he was sixteen years old. His father had grown weary of being alone and married their Zulu housemaid. Though apartheid as a form of government was dead, apartheid as a cultural influence was not and Daniel was unable to cope with his father’s marriage to a kaffir.

He lived in various places in the Durban after leaving home. He quickly found that he had a natural talent as a software developer and found a legitimate job by his seventeenth birthday. He also found that he could make a great deal of money outside of his job developing working on less ethical projects.

In 2002, Daniel found himself facing a potential prison term for creating a software virus that provided back-door access to several Asian financial institutions. He was able to avoid prison time due to the lack of legal precedent for his activities and because of his age. However, the news of his skill spread quickly and Daniel found himself inundated with job offers from around the world. He eventually decided to go to work at a startup firm in the United States called Q-Morrow technologies.

Daniel glanced around the plush limousine and took a sip from his beer. It was still incredible to him that in less than two decades he had morphed from the homeless boy in Durban into one of the wealthiest people in the world. He maintained a detached lifestyle free from anything or anyone that may encumber his solitude. His relationships were short lived. He owned almost nothing. He rented an apartment in Bangalore, one in New Delhi and one in New York City. He lived free from responsibility and attachment.

The limousine stopped. Daniel paid the driver, said nothing, and walked into the nightclub. Heads turned. His black-light sensitive tattoos, his facial tattoo art and his piercings spoke volumes on his behalf. Only the elite could afford the body art he flaunted. Within moments he was surrounded by a group of women. He sat in centrally-located booth and ordered drinks. For the next four hours, Daniel lavished himself in pleasures.

 

Bleeding Edge Browsing

I'm a huge fan of Firefox. I've been using it since early betas were available and I like it more with each release. I recently downloaded Firefox 1.5 Beta 2 because it was there (why not??). It runs nicely and has a few new features that I like, but unfortunately I lost my Google toolbar because it wasn't compatible with the beta version of Firefox.

Until today! I just checked for updates and now I'm running Firefox 1.5 with Google toolbar.

It really is the little things in life...

October 18, 2005

Blooks, Contests and Lulu

As I previously mentioned, I was contacted about a blook contest because of this site and the Wikipedia. Here's the original message. I added hyperlinks to the message for reference, but the text is unchanged.

Blake,

I just ran across your blook via the new-ish Wikipedia entry on 'blook.' With "Building Custom PHP Extensions," you are one of Lulu's best techie authors of long-standing, but I had no idea you dabbled in fiction... I have to ask if you are planning to put "The Agency Delta" on Lulu and then to enter it in the Blooker...? (www.lulublookerprize.com) Keep up
the good work!

Regards,
Stephen Fraser
Communications Director, Lulu

Just so I've said it, I highly recommend Lulu to anyone who may be considering self publishing a book. It's a fantastic print-on-demand service that has worked wonders for my techie books.